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' YOU SAID IT'....
F..R..E..E..
Did you say "Free"?
YOU SAID IT...
Sept.01,2007.
QUOTE OF THE DAY
As it is said that one can not out run death nor taxes, but would do the soul best to remember that hugs and smiles will always be free.
How's That For YA?
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The blonde says,
"Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says ...........................
(Are you ready for this?)......................................
(Are you sure?).......................................................
(This is bad!)........................................................
(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)..........................
(You know you could just click off and not read the punch line)......
(You know you're gonna be sorry)........................
(Last chance)........................................................
(OK, here it is) ....................................................
IT SAYS .............................................................
"Hair Spray -- Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."
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Thought for the Day
A bone to a dog in not CHARITY. Charity is the bone shared with the dog when you are just as hungry as the dog.
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Time for a Laugh
Man vs Dog:
1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
7. Neither does any dishes.
8. Both fart shamelessly.
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10. Both like dominance games.
11. Both are suspicious of the postman.
12. Neither understands what you see in cats.
However.....
1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
7. You can train a dog.
8. Dogs are easy to buy for.
9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas (OK, really, the ... worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine....for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).
10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
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Keep Laughing
Get Me A Coffee! A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone -
Get me a coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded,
"You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, Dumbo?"
"No," replied the trainee.
"It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"
The trainee shouts back,
"And do YOU know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!"
"No!" replied the CEO indignantly.
"Good!" replied the trainee, and puts down the phone.
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