CONNECTED TO KIM
~~~~~~~~~~KIM ZAHREN - A.K.A. WHALETON~~~~~~~~~~
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KIM'S CORNER
Creative Stories By Kim Zahren
Your Dog Ate My Cheese
The hamburger meat was sizzling on the stove. It had been lightly seasoned with taco mix and the smell filled not only the kitchen but the entire downstairs. The taco shells had been placed in the oven. 350 degrees and just three minutes. Perfect taco shells. Hot, but not too hot. Crispy, but not over cooked. Crunchy, but not too hard.
The lettuce was shredded. The picante sauce was on the table. The beer was chilled.
That's when it happened. The black and white one-eyed border collie had reached up onto the counter, knocked the cheese down onto the floor and before you could say, "Taco's suck without cheese!," she ate the cheese.
"Oh my God! She ate the cheese!...," blurted the hungry man.
In the room next door his wife who suffered from hearing loss began to call her friends in a panic. "They've shot the chief!" she cried. The president is dead.
"Who did?" asked her startled girlfriend.
"The Terrorists I guess...Who else would do such a terrible thing. I just can't believe it!"
Her friend immediately got on the internet and wrote to everyone on her mailing list.
Since the NSA monitors all transmissions of this type looking for code words and other such "chatter" screens across the government offices lit up with the breaking news.
Ahmed Abdul Buthed caught wind of the same message and immediately ordered his sleeper cell in New York to activate the nuclear warhead hidden in Jimmy Hoffa's grave.
"Now, he said, is the perfect moment to show these impudent imperialists what we are capable of!"
The nuclear blast caught America completely off guard. Thinking the Soviets had launched a preemptive strike, they in turn launched all ICBMs and all subarine launched missiles. The Soviets countered by launching theirs. The Indians and Pakastanis suspected each other, and they in turn launched their nuclear arsenals.
And that is exactly how the world ended.
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