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top ten ways nin will let you know they don't like you
10. they refrain from calling you a 'fucking pig' 9. They have a restraining order against your ass 8. when they announced tour dates they made sure that you had the seat by the big fat guy with a Nsync tattoos 7. they made sure Fred Durst heard that you were "Limp Bizkit's #1 FAN!!" 6. they got courtney love to bring you a cake with a nude picture of leo on top 5. Trent stops sending you pig heads on a stick for your birthday. 4. webbum starts getting online everyday just to harass you...and then stops talking to you completely (though this may just be part of your everyday life) 3. They send Jerome to your house to beat you with a stick and leave you to die. 2. leo kidnaps you and forces you to be his significant other
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top ten reasons why nin cannot come to your house for dinner (or reasons why you don't WANT them over for dinner)
10. Trent refuses to come if daisy isn't allowed to eat on the table 9. They'd be embarrassed by Leo's poor table manners. 8. do you really want to see keith eating the flies that landed on his dinner? 7. Danny might have to request a booster seat. 6. Jerome doesn't take off his makeup for dinner, he prefers to eat at home....alone...with the lights off 5. Do you really think the NIN boys can take Rob to your house without him trying to get camera shots of the naughty bits of the people in your home? 4. when was the last time you watched the broken video, now are those really good dinner guests? 3. You should be worried that Leo will try to hump your leg while you're passing out the dinner rolls 2. Robin wants to invite Twiggy and you didn't make enough for the two of them
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