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The Anti Fat People Site
THIS SITE HAS NOW BECOME EXTREMELY GAY. PLEASE IF YOU ARE A NEW VISITOR PLEASE DONT VISIT THIS SITE ANYMORE. I AM NOW ASHAMED OF THIS LAME SITE. PLEASE NEVER EVER VISIT THIS SITE AGAIN!!! NEVER EVER EVER VISIT THIS SITE AGAIN. THIS SITE HAS NOW BECOME THE BIRTHPLACE OF RETARDATION INSTEAD OF THE ANTI RETARDS. PLEASE LEAVE NOW. HIT THE BIG "X" ON THE CORNER OF THE SCREEN OR PLEASE HIT THE BACK BUTTON ON UR BROWSER. THANK YOU.
I know you all love this site and it has been visited over 4000 times since I think October. But now this site has lost all its color thanks to the Webspawner staff. I'm not blaming them because i am a messed up kid wit no friends. I am also sorry that my sponsors will not be sponsoring this site anymore. This site is now dead. i will devote the remainder of this site to tasteless jokes and bad humor. Enjoi!!!
I never liked fat people. Here are a couple of myths that I want fat people to here
Myth #1: I'm not fat. I'm big boned.
A: Not true!! Based on height, most bones are the same size. And most of the fat people i know are midgets. And even if you were big boned, why does your arm jiggle like that when you are waving??
Myth #2: There's more of me to love!
A: NOt true!!! There is actually less of you to love. Your fat deposits are hideous and repulsive, and therefore disgusting. There is, however, more of you to beat up for no other reason than your obesity and lack of effort to curb your unhealthy appetite.
Myth #3: Beauty is a state of mind.
A: Also not true. Beauty is a state of physical health and attraction. For an example of this, please see the picture. Conversely, being grossly overweight makes you unattractive.
Myth #4: Wearing makeup will make you more beautiful.
A: Again not true. It will, however, it will make you more colorful.
Myth #5: They're laughing with me, not at me.
A: I don't know where you get this. This is definitely not true. I have laughed at many fat people during my life. How can you not laugh? So. They are laughing at you. And so am I. Ha ha.
Myth #6: Wearing a purple sweat suit makes you look less repulsive.
A: I can't help but laugh at this one. This is not true. Wearing purple will only make you look like a giant grape.
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Here are some jokes people have sent me.
Really freaky shit. This is a must see.
The anti fat people site
My xanga (plz visit often)
Harry Potter titles you probably won't see.
Things not to say to a cop. HAHAHAH THIS IS A FUNNY ONE... JUST UPDATED!!!
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