*~ALYSSA'S WEBPAGE~*


YO. HERES MY 411. ITS KINDA COOL I GUESS. WELL ENJOY. IF U GATTA PEOBLEM WIT IT DONT BOTHER ME WITH UR SRY REMARKS. J/K ID LIKE TO HERE IF U WANT ME TA CHANGE SOMTIN, IF I NO HOW TA.
NAME: ALYSSA (DUH!) J/K
AGE: DOES IT MATTER
SEX: YES PLEASE(LOL FROM AUSTIN POWERS.) J/K FEMALE
LOCAL: STUPID ASS SOUTH J/K ITS ACTUALLY NOT THAT BAD
CELL PHONE:714-0074

One time i was walking down da street and this wise man told me the best advice ive ever herd. he said " hey kid, fat people are harder to kidnapp". aint it great advice. j/k tho for all u ppl who cant take a joke.

rehab is for quitters. haha.

i hate haters. they make me mad

u no wut i hate (and no effence to all u people that r gay and stuff cuz im not agains gay people) when i was walking down the hallway of my school this bisexual call me a faggot, AND IM STRAIGHT. it sure pissed me off. i sure hate it when gay people call straight people faggots.

i never new what love ment untill i got a hamster.

if u choke a smurf wut color will it turn?

wuts da differece between a hotel and a motel? i dunno either.

as the great patrick would say (from spongebob squartpants)and i quote "when i doubt, pinky out"

if u ever get pulled over by a cop (and ur drunk) never say " occifer i swear to drunk im not god". ud probably b in deep shit from there.

SHOUTOUTS TA ALL THE HOMIES!! (lol j/k. alice im immatating u.)
*ALICE- in case u dont no alice most people no her as "the chinees girl". lol u no im playin alice. dont hit me for it
*ERIN a.k.a ER-ON- sup retard! j/k. cant wait till summer and we probably make fools of outselves! wut fun.
*DYANNE-there isnt much to say about u. ur just dyanne. o but wait! never mind.
*BAILEY- hey baileyness. wut up fo mo (lol remeba).
*MARY ETTA a.k.a METTA- sup metta. hows peaches?lol. c ya @ school
*CARRISA- u no ur a ratard. j/k u no ur cool. wuzzup man! (i just say that even tho she a girl)
*CATHRINE ANN a.k.a C.A- sup! havent talked ta u in a while. well just keep it real ok.
*JEANNIE a.k.a THE SLUT- sry guys she's probably taken already, j/k jeanni. kinda. lol. so wutcha been doin grl.(besides all those guys, lol j/k) c ya soon
*DEVIN a.k.a D-DOG-lol (remeber tha cruise) sup srl wucha been up to. we have gotta go on another cruise soon. it wuz soo awsome.
*REIKO- yo wus sup? u have gatta come down and visit ova the summer or somtin. o same with u dev. everyone from the north gatta come down an visit. so u still doin soccer. cool ttyl.
*SAMMY- wuts up man. actually grl. havin fun in illinois? wish i wuz there

THINGS I LIKES TA DO
~listen to music (rap preferably or R&B)
~play sports
~beat the shit outta alice. j/k actually its da other way around. she beat the livin hell outta me. but i try. lol
~learn. lol HELL NO!!
thank god there r only like a few more days a school left


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