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WORST FILMS EVER MADE! (Steve Postal Productions)
The "WORST FILMS EVER MADE!" series of comedy-horror and Horror films produced by STEVE POSTAL PRODUCTIONS are NOW available on VHS-cassettes (NTSC-signal, SP-mode).
Ten titles are offered by STEVE POSTAL PRODUCTIONS for your enjoyment on VHS cassettes!
+++IF YOU HAVE NO SENSE-OF-HUMOR STOP HERE--now!!!!
ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN LAUGH CAN PURCHASE THESE 12 FILMS!!! (*LET JOY BE UNCONFINED!!!)
ALL AVAILBLE NOW for purchase for HOME USE on VHS cassettes (NTSC, sp mode) with beautiful full-color PICTURE BOXES in CLASSIC LIBRARY, FULL DIRECTOR'S CUT VERSIONS!!!
ORDER NOW!!! We accept checks, money orders, cash and all major credit cards.
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ALL films available NOW for $17.25 (U. S.) EACH FROM:
STEVE POSTAL PRODUCTIONS
108 Carraway Street
Palatka, Florida 32177-1150
USA
TEL: 1 (386) 328- 6656
E-mail: Birdshum@peoplepc.com
SEE an ADDITIONAL WEBSITE FOR MORE INFO for THE FILMS:
www.hometown.aol.com/worstfilmsmade/myhomepage/movies.html
EACH DIRECTED by STEVE POSTAL (the amazing NEW Roger Corman!!!)
Written and Produced by STEVE POSTAL and GAIL POSTAL for STEVE POSTAL PRODUCTIONS.
Director/Producer/writer Steve Postal directed these films in the authentic ensemble style of the early days of filmmaking where each scene was filmed in consecutive order and rehearsed carefully and only filmed in one take in order to retain the skill and enthusiasm of the actors and crew. Each film has more than 700 seperate scenes and the sound was done live while filming.
Produced for your enjoyment by the professional filmmaker team of skilled creators and artists at the studios of STEVE POSTAL PRODUCTIONS in Florida, USA.
Sound and Music recorded on fine digital equipment at the studios of STEVE POSTAL PRODUCTIONS, Florida, USA.
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#011--DEATHLY ATTRACTION--100 min.---$17.25 postpaid (NEW!)
starring: Tom Eckert, Angela Shepard, Donna Kozlowski, Jason Chappel
Director: Steve Postal
A powerful serious shocker with violence and a trick ending! NEVER TO BE FORGOTTEN! (Based on a romantic love-triangle set-in-the-south and with an uncanny, powerful sexual attraction that leads to unexpected violence and chaos (partial nudity and violence!)
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#001--HONEYMOON MURDERS--114 min.-------$20.00 postpaid
Starring: Dave Knapp, Angela Shepard
Director: Steve Postal
A newly-married couple unknowlingly rents a haunted honeymoon cottage on a lonely island and becomes victimized by monster-landlord B. J. Smith.
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#002--HONEYMOON MURDERS II---118 min.-----$20.00 postpaid
Starring: Tom Eckert, Angela Shepard, Donna Kozlowski, Jason Chappel
Director: Steve Postal
A penpal of an uneducated, somewhat moronic country-boy husband comes to stay with a couple on vacation in B. J. Smith's haunted honeymoon cottage on a lonely island and the result is jealousy, death, mayhem and horror!
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#003---VAMPIRES IN THE CLOSET---99 min.----$20.00 postpaid
Starring: Laurie Gregg (world famous fashion model), Angela Shepard, Dawn Chappel, Jason Chappel
Director: Steve Postal
Two sisters, both of whom are horror-story writers, go for a vacation from hectic city life to B. J. Smith's haunted honeymoon cottage on a lonely island. They try to hold a seance and try to raise the spirit of long-deceased Movie Star Rudolph Valentino but meet-up with ugly and dangerous monsters and Vampires.
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#004---EVIL SPIRITS IN THE HOUSE---114 min.---$20.00 postpaid
Starring: Larry Wallace, Jennifer Filkins, Angela Shepard, Dawn Chappel, Jason Chappel
Director: Steve Postal
A bank robber and his sexy teenaged daughter try to hide away from the Law at B. J. Smith's haunted cottage on a secluded lonely island. Evil Monsters and voracious vampires destroy their hideaway and create deathly chaos,
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#005---VAMPIRES FROM OUTER SPACE---114 min.---$20.00 postpaid
Starring: Alan Ramey, Angela Shepard, Jennifer Tuck
Director: Steve Postal
Two blood-thirsty sisters from a vampire planet in far outer- space come to earth to find human victims. They meet a kindly young naive bespectacled professor who is an expert and teacher
of the occult at the haunted house and the older sister seduces and marries him! The two sisters then victimize him and make his life miserable--true comedy-horror!!!
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#006---VAMPIRES ALWAYS RING TWICE---118 min.---$20.00 postpaid
Starring: Alan Ramey, Angela Shepard, Charlotte Leslie, Daisy Meeker, Jennifer Tuck
Director: Steve Postal
A stock broker and his playful hot bi-sexual wife go on a vaation in a secluded country cottage and meet-up wih sexy mischievous vampires from outer space and total mayhem rules the day!
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#007---QUEEN VICTORIA AND THE ZOMBIES--118 min.--$20.00 postpaid
Starring: Kendrick Kaufman (as Prince Albert), Charlotte Leslie (as Queen Victoria), Eddie Crew, Melanie Lee (very funny!), Jennifer Tuck, Angela Shepard
Director: Steve Postal
Queen Victoria and her husband, Prince Albert come from outer space, from a vampire-infested planet along with an entourage which includes famous actress Lily Langtry, her sister Milly Langtry, Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli, etc. and they all invade the haunted lonely cottage on an island looking for victims to SUCK BLOOD from! Unexpected mayhem and horror results! (Beautiful period costumes!)
(***This film is very popular in France!)
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#008---PENPAL MURDERS---105 min.---$20.00 postpaid
Starring: (Introducing) Jay Brockman (as the stutterer), Jenny Tuck (sexy one! as the penpal), (Sexy/Beautiful) Angela Shepard
Director: Steve Postal
Struggling and stuttering, budding author, Steve and his beautiful, sexually-frustrated wife invite his penpal Jenny from California to stay with them in an east coast secluded cottage and tension, wild sex and horror erupts between the three leading to grand destruction! A TRICK-ENDING YOU WILL NEVER FORGET!!! Some VERY exciting partial nudity!---rated R)
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#009---BILLY THE KID MEETS THE VAMPIRES--118 min.--$20.00 postaid
Starring: Michael K. Saunders (as BILLY THE KID), Angela Shepard, Debra Orth, Jeff Michaels (as the Sheriff), Sonia Sutton, Marlene Myers, Linda Wasserman, Angela Kinlaw (as ANGELA THE SWORD-KEEPER), Jamie Williams
Director: Steve Postal
Billy the Kid comes from outer-space to spend a restful vacation at B. J. Smith's haunted cottage on a lonely island and is confronted by a bevy of wildly beautiful vampire women who tease him and make his life miserable and destroy his peace and quiet as the story of Billy and the Old West is told. Themonsters, zombies, ghosts and vampires create wild chaos, double-death and blood-sucking horror. A true comedy-horror classic!
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#010--THE CURSE OF THE HOUSE SURGEON---113 min.--$20.00 postpaid
Starring: Kendrick Kaufman (as the House Surgeon), Jennifer Tuck, Angel Langley, Mikki Rohyans, Angela Shepard, Gail Santuro, Analise Ruff, Lea Wolfe, Tracy Salter
Director: Steve Postal
(+++Based on a story by classic British Author, RUDYARD KIPLING)
Two girl cousins staying at a lonely haunted house on a lonely island ask the Houe Surgeon to exorcise the spirits in the house so that they may have peace and quiet. While the doctor sleeps-over in the house, he is extremely terrorized by the hungry monsters, B. J. Smith, Prince Jamie, The Green Monster, and the resident vampires and ghosts. Unbeknownst to the beauties, the Doctor himself is really a voracious, blood-tirsty vampire and he finally gets even and terrorizes, double-crosses and victimizes the girls leading to the horrible forbidden double-death! (Full of scandalizing merriment!)
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#012--GROWING AWAY---83 MIN.---$30.00 postpaid (NEW!!!COLLECTORS ITEM)
starring: Vivian Pena, Jose Rivera, Mary Loomis, Kotchka, Jon Jerome, Letha Rivet, Steve Krulik, Charley Loomis
(***Music and vocals by Johnnie Griffith, Miriam Shapiro and the MOTOWN orchestra)
Director: Steve Postal
A serious Docu-drama set in the 1980s told by Charley (now in his late 30s) dealing with teen-age alcoholism, runaways, depression, alcoholic and violently abusive parents, suicide as portrayed by a group of friends living in a tropical beach-resort area. Beautiful beach and tropical forest scenes featuring a game reserve.
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THE WORST FILMS EVER MADE!!!
You MUST SEE ALL OF THEM AND OWN THEM NOW!!!
All are AWARD-WINNING FILMS!!!
Be the first on your block to own the films!!!
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CAMPY, SCARY-SEXY, FUNNY, CHEAP, TAUDRY, VERY WILD, CHILOMEDIES!!!
***Plus one serious docu-drama.
"Between mainstream and Underground" says VARIETY, New York
"Best low-budget horror-comedies Ever Made!" says MIAMI HERALD,
Miami, Florida
"MOST beautiful hats in a horror film! says MAD MOVIES MAGAZINE, Paris, France
"Fantastic, sexy horror films for all the family! Steve Postal, the crazy bloke who Directed these films is REAL COOL!" says PEOPLE MAGAZINE, Sydney, Australia
+++"GROWING AWAY" IS A SERIOUS AND UNUSUAL DOCU-DRAMA dealing witha serious social problem- a must-see!
VARIETY, New York
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Winner of many Film Festival and Competition Awards!
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THEY'RE SO BAD THEY'RE GOOD!!!
HURRY ORDER THEM NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!
ORDER NOW FROM:
Steve Postal Productions
108 Carraway Street
Palatka, Florida 32177-1150
USA
Call: 1 (386) 328-6656
E-mail: Birdshum@peoplepc.com
$17.25 (U. S.) EACH POSTPAID.
***VISA, MASTERCARD and PAYPAL also accepted. If you want to use the credit/debit card tell us and we will send you an invoice for payment by e-mail.
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