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Females Just Want To Have FUN Society 888-834-9865
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Dear Friend to confide in,
My name is Mcfunklord and I'm typing you this letter so I can share a secret addiction that MILLIONS of women are hiding from their families, friends, communities and their jobs (I hang with many ladies everywhere like the ones above, I KNOW)! We all have heard about addicted drinkers, addicted overeaters, addicted gamblers and of course about DRUG addict females. I really like them the MOST because they are eazy catch., but there is a very well hidden and a very active addiction that is kept secret to protect the "NORMAL" life style of the women involved here (I'm am NOT pimping...I am just keeping a secret for these women involved, and for $21.00 and 12 first class postage stamps. I will send you the BLACK BOOK. YOU also get paid commissions for telling other persons male or female about our SECRET SOCIETY of SEX ADDICTS! AND THAT IS THE FACT THAT THERE ARE "MILLIONS" of these Sex Addicts THRU OUT ALL NEIGHBORHOODS in the entire WORLD whom are SECRETLY having BIG FUN 24 hours per day!!
I am hanging out with these SEX ADDICTS and have to keep thier secret from their friends and family. In many cases their husbands don't even know. Many Women world-wide live very normal appearing lives with kids, work and all! These (female sex addicts) must cover up their whereabouts and are always needing their next man (anyone, anywhere) to satisfy their "sexual addiction/urges.
Women that are sex addicts don't feel worthwhile unless there is a man around to flirt with (usually any man will do, that is why I hang with so many) to satisfy that inner addiction for SEX urge of just having a man around them all the time). For these women this is a form of feeling loved...(its a natural form of release from the pressures of everyday life). If YOU look into animals (ALL female animals chase after the males)! Being a SEX ADDICT they'll find ANY way to find sex, indulge in sex and always want more sex because it feels SO GOOD to be used for performing SEX acts! I have been communicating with THOUSANDS of women world-wide on the INTERNET in conversations and letters about their sexual addictions. WE ALL have conclude that maybe society thinks its bad but they enjoy being sex addicts and have form our own SECRET SOCIETY called "WOMEN JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN" and Mcfunklord has been voted president!! The difficult part is finding males whom will understand their needs, urges and give SEXUAL attention to them! Its not easy finding a normal man that won't reveal these hidden secrets of these sex addicts by vow of silences. Women MUST live a life of cover-up. They MUST appear like moms, secretaries, vives, friends, grandma's sisters, teachers, and many of them are well known women in the communities YOU live in! They don't dress like sluts (they cover up their hidden sexuality, they are addicted), they don't hang out in bars, they don't go to swing clubs, they don't go on swingers sites, they don't even go to any adult bookstores due to the fears of being uncovered. This SEX ADDICTION CONSTANTLY NEEDS TO BE FED! PLEASE, They don't know where their next sexual encounter will be but they are always looking for ANY man that my want to take advantage of their bodies! ANYTIME is the right time 24/7 days a week and 365 days per year our SOCIETY will serve female addicts to the male public. When we don't find that man to give us our pleasures then we resort to pleasuring ourselves in MANY KINKY WAYS! This is why adult toys are now so poplular nowadays! They sell them everywhere! Why? Its SEX ADDITEDED WOMEN using the toys on themselves inbetween their next secret sexual encounter! There are MILLIONS of everyday women from 18 to 88 years of age whom are sex addicts.
Sorry I babbled on so long in this letter but I feel so comfortable writing what these women are telling me they really want for this SECRET SOCIETY, because I know that I AM a normal man and I also know that since we are men, WE have what cures this addiction!! ANSWER>>>: Your sexual attention to these women. Let's give them some of what only us guys can give them? They are addicted to what YOU pocess like blood to a vampire, because they enjoy the pleasure YOU can give them by pleasing them?
I have spent thousands and thousands of hours gathering together ALL the SECRET phone numbers and addresses of our SECRET SOCIETY of "Sex Addicted Women" in neighborhoods world-wide and will send YOU the BLACK BOOK with your SLMG Wholesale Dealership (only by request and an age verification note)? WE are now putting together our "Women Just Want To Have Fun Secret Society" office in Orlando, Floirda (and if you are female and would like to help with the office, call 1-888-834-9865 or click here then write: SLMG, PO Box 3614, Orlando, Florida 32802 a note that you joined here)?
Would YOU want to help please our addicts by being available for their secret needs? Would you mind sharing yourself with them? Would YOU mind SNEAKING around and giving "IT" to them? Could you promise to keep our SOCIETY a SECRET? Could YOU find it in YOUR heart to NOT lecture to them on how they need to quit it/their sex addiction? THEY ENJOY IT! Can Mcfunklord TRUST YOU (we know if he can trust you, we can too/sorry for the insult because they know they can trust YOU with this secret)
? Can YOU promise that YOU can handle "no strings" attached sex? CAN YOU ABSOLUTELY PROMISE US THAT YOU WILL NEVER try to pay them for sex...it's FREE after joining thru Mcfunklord. actually CAN YOU promise you won't even buy them gifts or drinks in exchange for SEX (these are NOT whores)!!!
Can I please send YOU hundreds, and hundreds of MY BLACK BOOK address, pictures, and phone numbers so our secrets can get to YOU (soley to pleasure our sex addicts)? I don't want to ramble on and on and on, so, I want to personally as president send YOU TWO VIDEOS that explain these females hidden addiction and SOCIETY spreading throght-out the world like in the BLADE MOVIE! Women are NOT wanting to stop their ADDICTION TO SEX! These TWO VIDEOS may have YOU "IN SHOCK and AWE (very to the point)". And yes, its considered TABOO to many! BUT ITS REALITY!
Now there are even weekly television programs on regular TV channels with thing about housewives that are desperate? I think the WOMEN are trying to tell YOU men a message? And NO we have nothing to do with that popular NEW SERIES on WOMEN. Motto: "WE ARE SEX ADDICTS and need men for our addiction to have FUN". Will YOU help them? I bet you'll agree! And of course I will send YOU the TWO ULTRA PROVOCATIVE AND PERSONAL VIDEOS onthese womens SEX ADDITION with your SLMG Wholesale Dealership...I call it "SHOCK and AWE"! I KNOW that YOU can confide in me and that I can mail YOU the very SECRET SOCIETY LIST/BLACK BOOK of women that are needy for men like YOU. YOU'LL receive over hundreds of addresses and phone numbers every month that I consider as member of our SEX ADDICTS SOCIETY.
Register as an SLMG Wholesale Distributor by returning a copy of this POSTCARD or CIRCULAR along with CASH or MONEY ORDER for $21.00 and 12 FC postage stamps (with a note of age and request) to register as an SLMG Wholesale Dealer ():
TOP 1/Harry R. Winslow (321-945-7439), 5168 Conroy Road #1636, Orlando, FL 32811-3537
2/Darrel M. Broce, 1019 Lord Thomas Road, Wilmington, NC 28405
3/Glenda Robinson (816-923-2749), 5001 Chestnut, Kansas City, MO 64130
4/Glendon Fox, 4635 Delwood Park, Panama City, FL 32408
5/Ted's Promo World (770-972-8081), 910 Millvale Place, Lawrenceville, GA. 30044
6/Sherman Latimer (407-510-0139), PO Box 3614, Orlando, FL 32802-3614
Bottom 7/William Johnson (321-278-2785), 1450 Daniels Cove Drive, Winter Garden, FL 34787
Immediately write YOUR NAME and address and the request for "SLMG Monthly Wholesale List" on a sheet of paper for 7 Dealers listed. This is the most important step which makes this program legal? Every name on the list moves up one, and your name is added at the bottom. The MONITOR keeps $7.00 and 4 postage stamps to add YOUR NAME to ALL SLMG Wholesale DEALER'S KIT LIST of 7? That's a total of about $21.00 and 12 FC postage stamps. Make 20 or more copies per month and mail these letters each month for as long as you wish? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Quit procrastinating and DO IT right away! YOU have nothing to lose and a lot of CASH to gain to BUY YOUR wholesale inventory!
We accept cash, Money Orders, and Paypal (no personal cheques). Please put the $21.00 and 12 postage stamps inside a folded sheet of paper so that it cannot be seen from the outside. This is the step that makes our system work. Send YOUR order to the MONITOR'S:
YOU will be helping a cause to join this SOCIETY? The cause is feeding sexual addiction for women in neighborhoods just like yours. Its NOT the population around YOU that matters, its the secrets that are near YOU that are mind-boggling! YOU ARE THE TYPE OF GUY they need! CUM FILL their DESIRES? THIS IS A ONE OF A KIND LETTER! NOBODY, but NOBODY else has done what we are doing here! I TRUST YOU and the women need you...it's FREE SEX, call 1-888-834-9865.
TRUST AGREEMENT By My signature below I AM promising to the president of "Women/Females Just Want To Have Fun Secret Society" and ALL the other "SEX ADDICTS" that I will abide to keeping YOU ALLS sex addiction a secret. I realize that you enjoy your addictions and that our neighborhood does not understand YOUR NEEDS but I AM a man or women requesting membership to offer myself for YOUR sexual pleasure! I realize that all women are over 18 years of age and that I will NEVER OFFER ANY MONEY, DRINKS, or gifts in exchange for sex from these sex addicted ladies! Its only for FREE because Mcfunklord tells them! I WILL NOT ABUSE ANY OF THESE WOMEN! When I call, write or meet these women Mcfunklord arranges open meetings, and I will NOT scold them or mention that they are sex addicts! By sending the $21.00 and 12 first class postage stamps for the BLACK BOOK and membership. I AM NOT buying sex but instead I AM paying for the time and trust YOU have nearby names, addresses and phone numbers of "Women Sex Addicts" that need men like myself. I WILL ONLY PRACTICE SAFE SEX! I will NOT be offended by the TWO "SHOCK and AWE" videos I'm also going to receive which reveal the truth about SEUAL WOMEN! By signing below I AM stating that I am mature (over 18 or 21) and agree to the above. My age is_______. Signature___________________________________ date_________________________
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PS: We are NOT going to tell YOU whom it was, but a friend of yours told us that YOU like to have FUN sometimes on the weekends. Call 1-888-834-9865 Toll Free to join, and get the BLACK BOOK? Order FREE Samples brochure and YOUR FREE Wholesale Dealership web-site: Complete Application & mail for our GIGANTIC 25,000 ITEM WHOLESALE dealer's catalog and mail to: Sherman Latimer Media, PO Box 3614, Orlando, Florida 32802.
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