Tyedye's magical chili TRIP
And so it begins.... A life of sex, drugs, rock & roll and of course lots of ACID!!!
So I've been trying to figure out for ages how to begin this, I thought of starting at the begging but that just didn't seem right, it ended up being this long story of ny life and yes it's a very interesting life but it just didn't sound right! So I shall start again.
I'm well known for a phrase that is commonly used by me... "this one time on acid" I'm not sure why but 90% of my life stories have to do with some sort of random drug mainly being acid! See I figure I'm just gonna add stories along as I come up with them and just leave the rest to whatever is said or asked in my guestbook so if you want more details on a story well just ask!
Let's start this with a story and then well we'll see.....
So this one time on acid... well my first acid trip, the trip that started it all. I got my hit off a friend amy and me and her thought it would be good to do the first hit at around 3pm?! on a Saturday afternoon, so not knowing how long it would take to kick in we dropped, about 30minutes later we were sitting at a C-train station(for anyone thats ever been to calgary you'll know that as the lame excuse for public transit in the city) I light a cigarette and I remember it tasted so fucking weird! So I looked over at Amy and she was curled up in this little ball just laughing her ass off at me, she looked so odd just sitting there, so I started laughing. Me and her decided it was time to go to a park just on the other side of the platform bridge while walking across I got this sudden sensation that I wasn'y walking but floating over the bridge, was amazing! So we get to the park and there was my boyfriend and his mates, I told him that I had just dropped and we were stalling to go to the gig at the UofC later, so him thinking it was funny put me on a merry go round and spun me as fast as possible, now for any future or current acid goers I strongly recommend this, WOW!! I got off and could not see shit, well saying that I could but it just didn't seem right! everything was super blurry and I kept hearing chickens clucking everywhere, oh boy chickens, you'll learn lot's about the chicken trips as time goes by with my stories, weird! But as I layed there in the grass I stared up in the sky the clouds had started turning into these jelly bean shapped objects I must have layed there for about 1/2 hour talking absolute shit, untill came the sudden familiar felling of... needing the toilet and stat! For some reason I couldn't bring myself to going in the bushes so I grabbed Amy told Nathan I'd be right back and ran to the local KFC(yes a chicken joint) to wee. Went into the toilet and like any acid head will know... looked in the mirror, BAD mistake, my face was warped, I thought I looked dead, so I yelled top volume "o shit I think I'm fucking dead" ran out of the bathroom and almost ran into this man that was in the way, I rueted around him only to discover it was my Dad, oh shit he was looking outside trying to get my mom and sister's attention so he didn't see me but a very very very close call. So we left the park and headed for the UofC, by this time I had thought I was coming down so we sparked a fatty when we got off the trai, brought me soaring high again, the rest of night was a blur other than the giant sculpture that sits in the middle of the university that to me to this day looks like a fucking CHICKEN!!!
So to end this story fucking CHICKENS!!!!!
Let me know what you think if it's shit, if ya wanna hear more tales or even if your indifferent,
Chow for now
Tye
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