Wiggins kerderscopes
Aquarius(jan.20-feb.18)
You will be a whienner at every thing you do today including winning the lottery
Lucky numbers:69 25 666
Pisces(feb.19-march20)
watch out for the hairry glow in the dark sasquach. THEY BITE... i think
Lucky numbers: 204 316 5
Aries(march 21- april 19)
dont play with fire. you may get some yak meat. My dicks on fire!
Lucky numbers:4 86 19
Taurus(april 20-may 20)
!BEWARE! the walking spam will get you today. be careful how you turn kerners.
lucky numbers:8 3 5891
Gemini(may21-june21)
A strange unidentified flying object will break through your window today. DON'T TOUCH IT!
lucky numbers:7 13 28
Cancer(june 22-july 22)
Today you should wake up at 4 am and very quietly and carefully look under your bed, there you will find a BIG blue and pink chicken. He is holding a minature statue of lady liberty which doubles as a lighter. Do Not let him use your shower!
Lucky numbers: 5 76 946549
Leo(july 23-aug.22)
Do not have a BM today. You will find tiny blue men there and they wil probably bite your freakin' head off.
Lucky numbers: none you suck today
Virgo(aug.23-sept.22)
Dont look in the mirror today, for you will see the worst creature you could ever imagine...YOU! HAHAHAHA you'll scare the little kids for the rest of the day.
Lucky numbers: 3 1 7
Libra(sept.23-Oct23)
There is a man on the corner that is the man of your dreams.
He wants you, badly! just imagine this you and your man and your 27 children and they all have your mans best trait an uncontrollable atraction to picking their nose and eating it.
lucky numbers:27 679 5
Scorpio(oct.24-nov.24)
when holiday shoping this year, keep a sharp eye on your momma they have a bad habbit of wondering off.
lucky numbers: 6 9 2
Sagittarius(Nov.22-Dec.21)
On thirfsday sit back and enjoy life with a nice cup of caffe.
watch the paint dry. And catch the flying turtle who followed you to the bar.
lucky numbers:7 852 3
Capricorn(Dec.22-jan.19)
Buy a power-puff girl bathing suit.And wear it to the Newyears Eve party. don't drink the eggnog. you dont kno what flat bob did to it.
Lucky numbers:45 19 2
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