Welcome to The Joke House

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This is a site that has the jokes which have been flying around the internet for the past few years.

When you are done, sign the guest book and I will then
post your first name and state on the site so we
can see how far this goes.
Be aware, I am NOT politically correct.

Feel free to copy them if you like.

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The owner of a golf course in North Carolina
> was
> > confused about
> > paying
> > an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for
> > some mathematical
> > help.
> > He called her into his office and said, "You
> > graduated from the
> > University
> > of North Carolina and I need some help.
> > If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how
> > much would you take
> > off?
> > "The secretary thought a moment, then replied,
> > "Everything but my
> > earrings."
> > You gotta love those North Carolina women.
> >
> >
>
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> > ==
> > A group of North Carolina friends went deer
> > hunting and paired off
> > in
> > twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters
> > returned alone,
> > staggering
> > under the
> > weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?"
> the
> > others asked.
> > "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a
> couple
> > of miles back up
> > the
> > trail," the successful hunter replied.
> > "You left Henry laying out there and carried
> the
> > deer back?" they
> > inquired.
> > "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I
> > figured no one is going
> > to
> > steal Henry!"
> > ========================================
> > A senior at North Carolina was overheard
> saying
> > .. "when the end of
> > the
> > world comes, I hope to be in North Carolina."
> > When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in
> > North Carolina because
> > everything happens in North Carolina 20 years
> later
> > than in the rest of
> > the
> > civilized world.
> > ========================================
> > The DUKE man from North Carolina came running
> > into the store and
> > said
> > to his buddy,
> > "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck
> > from the parking
> > lot!"
> > Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?
> > "The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but
> I
> > got the license
> > number."
> > ========================================
> > NEWS FLASH! - North Carolina's worst air
> > disaster occurred when a
> > small
> > two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two
> > University of North
> > Carolina
> > State students, crashed into a cemetery earlier
> > today.
> > Search and rescue workers have recovered 300
> > bodies so far and
> > expect
> > the number to climb as digging continues into the
> > evening.
> > The pilot and copilot survived and are helping
> > in the recovery
> > efforts.
> > ========================================
> > A North Carolina State trooper pulled over a
> > pickup on I-85. The
> > trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
> > The driver replied, " 'bout whut?"
> > ========================================
> > A man in North Carolina had a flat tire,
> pulled
> > off on the side of
> > the
> > road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in
> > front of the car and
> > one
> > behind it.
> > Then he got back in the car to wait. A
> passerby
> > studied the scene
> > as
> > he
> > drove by and was so curious he turned around and
> > went back. He asked
> > the
> > fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I
> > have a flat tire.
> > "The passerby asked, "But what's with the
> > flowers?"
> > The man responded, "When you break down they
> > tell you to put
> > flares
> > in the front and flares in the back! I never did
> > understand it
> > either."
> >

This is very interesting.

This text is a link to see who you are older than and who is
older than you.

FEMALE PRAYER:
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Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do
more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to
"How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best
friend

Amen.

*MALE PRAYER
*
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store.





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