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the (mabye) funny site
welcome to the funniest homepage ever.mabye.but here is a list of great aim/aol away messeges.
1.well done is better then well said
2.don't eat mashed potatoes before breakfast
3.picking ur belly button is hazardus to your health
4.never stick "the finger" out the window.there could be dire consequences
5.roses are red violets are blue the grass is green and the sky is blue
6." I'm lost...I've gone to go look for my self. So If I get back before I return, please tell me to wait...thx"
7.Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
8.Hello, you have reached the automated answering service for THEGREATONE700C , your message will be answered to in the order in which it was recieved, your message is number 8,243, please hold, your message is important to me.
9.How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
10.If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!
11.If you were my work, I'd be doing you on my desk right now!
12.sittin here, drinkin beer, thinkin bout goats...
13.You've reached my house of Insanity. I'm sorry but I can't answer your
message right now cause I'm not right in the head and think I'm a cat.
I'll get back to you as soon as I stop chasing invisable bugs. Oh!
There's another!!!
that is all i have c ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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