A Cynical-Clown Wanna-Be's Thoughts for the Masses


Humanity has fallen around me. I am surrounded by absence of communication between total idiots. I shall rise above it all and conquer. They shall bow before me, and I shall return to any challenge that presents itself to me and then makes me fail, no matter the consequences. It shall all be mine. Or it shall all die.
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About Me:
I'm me. Me is someone who's age you shouldn't know, whose name you shouldn't know, and where he (I'll admit I'm a he) lives you shouldn't know. I want to control the world, because right now I'm sick of everyone thinking for themselves. They refuse to listen, and they're all idiots who should try to do it with a tree so they can get arrested and carted off somewhere else where torture isn't illegal. I sometimes like to be known as Billy-Bob the Conquerer, and I collect lapel pins. I like sexy women, and stare at pitures of them whenever possible. Right now, I'm a pretty average guy.

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Pros and Cons of the days:
In this section I will rate every day of my life in which I bother to update this page. You will find Pro's, Con's, and Overall ratings.

4/5/2003
:^(Con: I failed horribly at a challenge to which I had no chance. I was not supplied with the needed information, the needed parts, or the needed warning. I was dragged down by friends, the school system, other people, and my own damned laziness. I was running on caffine with no sleep since that Tuesday, I had WAY too many M&M's, and I got another pimple! F***!
:^)Pro: I got a free t-shirt.
Overall Rating of the Day: >:^( It sucked!

4/6/2003
:^(Con: Hmmm... I had to sit near my siblings.
:^)Pro: I won FIVE times in Bingo, got like $15 worth of stuff, and got to act really stupid in a toga!
Overall Rating: (:^) It was fun.

4/7/2003
:^(Con: It was a Monday and I felt kinda sick.
:^)Pro: I had, like, no homework!
Overall Rating: :^| Just another normal day.


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