Drake and Josh

SEASON ONE
PILOT

Drake and Josh both find out that Drake's Mom, and Josh's Dad, get married to each other unexpectedly. Drake finds it completely wrong. And Josh on the other hand is really excited. Right as Drake things his life is miserable, things get better. He discovers that Josh is actually Miss Nancy, a person who gives advice in the school newspaper. After reading one of Josh's Miss Nancy letters, Drake discovers that Tiffany (the girl he likes) is having trouble with her boyfriend. Drake uses this advantage to go on a date with her. But Tiffany's real boyfriend gets things confused, and thinks Josh is dating Tiffany! Now Josh must study to be excellent at karate before Tiffany's boyfriend scars him for life.
2. DUNE BUGGY
Drake and Josh get a Dune Buggy from their friend Trevor. Come to find out, Trevor doesn't mention that the Dune Buggy is completely dead. Drake and Josh end up fixing up the Dune Buggy and are excited to take it out for some spins. However, Drake's mom and Josh's dad aren't wild about the idea because Drake nor Josh have a driver's license. Let alone permission to actually get it registered to drive. Drake and Josh break this rule, and Drake gets injured, and winds up in the hospital. He spends much time trying to walk without letting his parents know what happened, until he finally tells the truth.
3. BELIEVE ME, BROTHER

Josh has been noticing something strange about Susan, Drake's new girlfriend. She seems to be attracted to him. There's no doubt about it when Josh is kissed by her! Unfortunately, Susan is such a good liar that Drake thinks he kissed her. Now Josh will do anything to make Drake realize the truth and give Susan what she deserves.
4. TWO IDIOTS AND A BABY
Josh offers to babysit Walter's boss's baby son while Walter, Audrey, Walter's boss, and Walter's boss's wife go to a restaurant. But Josh soon regrets offering to babysit for the baby. Who knew a baby could be so much trouble? Josh is sure that things can't get worse when Drake leaves the babysitting job to go to a band gig--but it does. Josh called Drake and Drake came as soon as possible, because he knew the baby was his responsibility too.
5. FIRST CRUSH
Josh bumps into a cool girl 'Kathy', at school. She invites Josh to her birthday party at a restaurant. Josh lies about himself being a guitarist so Kathy adds that into her birthday plans as well. When Megan puts her pet snake 'Robert' into Drake's backpack and then gets Drake and his band banned from the restaurant. Now Josh has to find a way for him not to play the guitar but still be playing it! Drake offers to hide behind the curtain where Josh pretends to play the guitar, only its Drake's hands doing the work. At the party, Josh wears a jacket that enables Drake to play while it appears to be Josh. Kathy finds out and her party is ruined. But can Josh get over his fear of girls?
6. GRAMMY

Josh's grandmother, also known as Grammy, comes over to babysit the boys while their parents and Megan are leaving. Grammy loves Josh, but she treats Drake like a bag of garbage. During the stay, Drake gets even more on Grammy's bad side. But when Drake sneaks out with his band even though his parents told him not to he must find a way to get on Grammy's good side so she won't tell. At the concert, it is discovered that the tickets are photocopied, and Drake and friends get brought to jail. Grammy bails him out, and says that she will tell his parents. When Mr. Nichols and Mrs. Parker do return, Drake begins to tell them about what he did. Grammy bails him out by saying that "What Drake has to tell them" is that he lost to his grandmother in basketball.
7. THE BET
Drake and Josh make a bet to swear off junk food (Drake) and Video Games (Josh). Megan makes both of them swear to dye they're hair pink (whoever loses). When Drake and Josh's mom and dad discover them making a bet, they make a bet as well. When things get crazy, Drake and Josh can't hold onto they're bet much longer and decide to brake it.
8. GUITAR
Drake is so excited when Megan wins a radio contest, and the prize is tickets to the Zero Gravity contest and a guitar signed by Devin Malone, the head guitarist of Zero Gravity. The best part is, Megan lets Drake have the prize! Drake is so obsessed with this guitar. When Josh accidentally sets the guitar on fire, he must come up with a way to replace it before Drake becomes insane forever. Meanwhile, Walter tries to spend quality time with Drake, but everytime Walter tries to go for it, Drake is doing something important.
9. MOVIE JOB
Josh and Drake both get a job at the movie theater. Josh does a bunch of work, but Drake slacks off and gets all the credit. When Drake becomes Josh's boss, Josh is fed up, because he was doing all of Drake's work and he wanted to become the boss of Drake. He's got a plan to make his work be noticed. But his plan backfires.
10. FOOTBALL
Drake tries to make Josh cool by telling him to try out for the football team. Instead, he ends up being equipment manager and that's not cool. Suddenly when the team gets sick by Josh's brownies (curtesy of Megan), the coach depends on Josh not only to win, but to win so he can get a karaoke machine.
11. POOL SHARK
Drake finds out Josh is great at pool or billiards as Josh calls it. Drake bets some kids, and takes advantage of Josh's pool skills and starts hustling people, by taking their money, shoes and other clothing/personal items. Now Josh has made the ultimate bet, and Drake's stuffed in the corner pocket.
12. SMART GIRL

Drake meets a girl who likes the way he thinks. She asks him if he is thinking what she's thinking. Drake is thinking of getting ready to kiss but she's thinking of inviting him to the Academic club. So on accident Drake says yes and has to find a way to impress the girl at the tournament. His way was to make his brother tell him the answers, with Megan's equipment.
13. LITTLE DIVA
Ashley Blake is coming to the movie theater for the premiere of her new movie. Helen wants Drake and Josh to do everything Ashley tells them. When Ashley accidentally gets hit in the head with a bucket, Drake and Josh panic and call a doctor. When the doctor comes, he puts Ashley to sleep. Drake and Josh must find a way to get her to the premiere without making it look like she's asleep.
14. BLUES BROTHERS
Drake competes to win a local talent contest. Josh helps his dad on the news with weather reports when Megan reminds Josh of his helpless twitching when nervous. While overcoming obstacles, both of them (Drake/Josh) learn to work together when another band steals Drake's song.
15. DRIVERS LICENCE
The boys' dad, Walter, is very excited that both of his sons are going to get driver's licenses. However, Drake fails the test, and doesn't get one. He doesn't tell Dad, and has Josh drive him everywhere. Later, when Drake wants to impress a girl, he tells her that he has a driver, "Chives." Chives turns out to be Josh. During the ride, Drake and Josh switch positions, so that Drake is driving. He gets pulled over by a cop, and, of course, has no license. He explains that Josh was driving most of the way, and ends up getting a ticket. Finally, they explain the whole story to Walter.
16. NUMBER ONE FAN
An obsessed fan is in love with Drake. When she finds out Drake is going to be on the radio, she posts flyers all around his classroom. Drake yells at her, but in the end, he fulfills her dream by singing a song just for her. Meanwhile, all of the kids from the camp Josh teaches at comes to their house.
17. THE MEAN TEACHER
Drake has a girlfriend with a laughing problem. He really wants to break up with her, but can't. The reason why is because she is the daughter of Drake's mean teacher who hates him and threatens him with summer school if he breaks up with her daughter. Drake must find a way to make her girlfriend break up with him. By trying to find a way, Drake invited her to dinner and started to act like a total slob, but that didn't work out, until she broke up with him.
18. THE GARY GRILL
While working at the movie theater, Drake & Josh are approached by two shady characters. They offer them a one-time deal, "Gary Grills". Drake and Josh quickly become attached and selling, they don't realize that these Grills come with a price.
19. DREW AND JERRY
Josh wants to take Drake to a magic show, but Drake is getting tired of hanging around with Josh all the time. So Josh finds a friend named Drew who looks just like Drake. Drake feels he is being left out because of Drew, so he finds his own friend named Jerry who looks and acts like Josh.
20. HONOR COUNCIL

Drake is accused of parking Mrs. Hafer's car in the middle of her classroom. He and Josh go in front of the school's Honor Council to prove Drake is innocent.

SEASON 2
21. THE DRAKE AND JOSH INN

Drake and Josh turn their home into a so called "hotel" after they hear a couple talking about how they couldn't find anywhere to stay. Meanwhile, Megan thinks Drake and Josh should treat her like a guest also.
22. PERUVIAN PUFF PEPPER
Josh enters a salsa making contest and drake decides to help so they can put the grand prize (a plasma screen TV) in their room. Megan is angered when they won't let her be on the salsa team so she puts explosive chemicals in their salsa. When the salsa explodes in the kitchen Drake and Josh try to tell their parents that Megan must have done but their parents don't believe them so they decide that they have to try to prove to their parents that Megan is evil.
23. WE`RE MARRIED
Josh's e-pal, Yooka, is coming from Yudonia to visit Josh. Drake doesn't care about her at first, but then he sees how hot she is. Josh overhears Yooka telling her parents she is homesick, so he arranges what he thinks is a friendship ceremony but is really a marriage ceremony.
24. MINDY`S BACK

Josh is confident that he will win 1st place in the science fair since Mindy Crenshaw is in the mental institution. But to his surprise, Mindy shows up at the science fair, with a better project of course. Later on, Josh and Mindy confess their love for each other, but Josh is afraid to tell Drake of their secret relationship. Josh and Mindy finally settle their differences and become good friends.
25. THE AFFAIR
The boys mistakenly assume Walter is having an affair when he is spending time with another woman.
26. HELEN`S SURGERY

After Helen has eye surgery she asks Drake and Josh to help her around her house. When they see she has a hot tub, a plasma screen TV, and a dancing machine they take advantage of Helen's blindness to use all her cool stuff.
27. PLAYING THE FIELD
Drake's "friend" Tori, who he has been dating for a while, calls him her boyfriend, Drake breaks up with her, because they both think they should see new people. Meanwhile, Josh grows a mustache and is determined to make Mindy kiss him again. However, she refuses until Josh shaves off the moustache.
28. THE FOAM FINGER
When Drake and Josh remember they got in a fight several years ago at a San Diego Padres game they realize they fought each other. They spend the next few days fighting over who started the fight.
29. PAGING DR DRAKE
While Josh is lifting weights he gets hit by Drake's new potato launcher, then drops the weights on his foot. Then his parents find out and take Josh to the hospital. Josh has a fear of hospitals but he still goes anyways. Then he finds out he has to get surgery. Drake poses as a doctor. Then another doctor comes in and thinks he is a famous doctor. Now he has to perform foot surgery with Josh. After the surgery the one doctor found out that Drake was posing. So he jumps out the window so he doesn't get arrested. He gets a cast while Josh gets crutches to carry himself around with his leg cast.
30. SHEEP THRILLS
31. GIRL POWER (MISSING)
Mindy invites Josh over to her house for dinner and to meet her parents. Josh askes Drake to cool down so he doesn't mess up the date.
32. LITTLE SIBLING (MISSING)
When Walter and Audrey go out for the day, Drake and Josh are stuck babysitting for Megan, who unfortunately invites loads of friends from school round which makes it manic when Drake and Josh try to look after them all.
33. MEGAN`S NEW TEACHER (MISSING)
Josh nabs a student teaching job in Megan’s classroom where Drake discovers an amazing kid drummer. But when the class revolts against teen taskmaster Josh, Drake rushes in to help Megan discredit him -- perchance to snare the drummer for his band.
34. THEATRE THUG (MISSING)
35. WAITING IN LINE (MISSING)
36. ALIEN INVASION (MISSING)
37. DR PHYLLIS (MISSING)

55. THE DEMONINATOR (MISSING)