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.WE ARE TARA INCORPORATED.
3/22/03 4:42 pm est
Tommorow there is a meeting of Tara inc. Whoop!
3/15/03 4:04 pm est
Beware of the ides of march!!
3/12/03 8:50 pm est
UPDATE:
so the laxative didn't work, cause it all floated to the top (not water soluble, in fact oil based stuff...didn't realize that at the time of theft...i mean, purchase...) and the dude totally noticed...whatev. Looking for another product to use in the coffay. Shout out to Odd Todd...much love.
--the bizzo (almost a doctor)
3/9/03 2:27 pm est
PRESS RELEASE:
You may now reach us on AIM, screen name QueenOfTheTaras
Yeah, believe it or not, the following names were already taken:
TaraInc
TaraIncorporated
TheTaras
TwoTaras
Yeah, I'm gonna put them on the buddy list and see who the hell has those names....and see if I can buy them...oh yeah, and since they probably are or know somebody named Tara, I'll draft them for service in Tara Incorporated. So yeah, you can IM us now if we're online and stuff.
3/7/03 1:36 pm est
CASTOR OIL:
Yeah, so there's this fucker who buys coffee from my *business* each and every morning. I won't go into the details of why he's a fucker, so you'll just have to take my word for it...but I will guarantee that the reasons are quite valid. So he likes to complain about the coffee not being supa-fresh, so...I went to Meijer and got a bottle of Castor Oil to add to the coffee when I see him pulling up. Castor oil, by the way, is a very fine laxative for those of yas not in the know. Yeah, it was supposed to happen today but Matt the hot Paramedic was there, and I don't want anyone knowing of my deed...except you of course. Shout out to Sleep_nomore, by the way. So I don't work again until Tuesday, so I'll have to take the fine clear liquid with me then. Have no fear, Tara Inc. will keep you posted, America.
heh
2/24/03 1:47am est
Greetings from taraland. We've been here all weekend. Liver N Onions is DIRTY. heh. haha. We went and saw the *Amazon* tonight and let us just tell you. I dont think it was worth the trip. She wouldnt walk enough dog and was being her usual annoying self. So we left and proceeded to walk the dogs three more times. Whoa, Im pretty sure thats a record of some kind. Five walks in ONE day? In fact josh paul josh is on his way over to walk some more. oh thats right lisah. JOSH PAUL JOSH.
we like it when you leave us messages.
kthanx
thetaras
2/15/2003
Press Release:
Manley Pope, the members of Tara Incorporated would like to know if you wanna hit it?
Attention ladies. If your name is Tara and you can prove so, drop us an email and join our fine organization. Absolutely FREE!! Free gifts after one month membership. Free membership ID when you join, stickers, and more to come.... Join NOW!
T-shirts to come for members only.
Membership Commandments (other than being named Tara)...
2. Thou must enjoy walking the dog. *
4. Thou shalt never eat sardines.
5. Thou must occasionally make journey to NYC aka mecca
6. Thou must enjoy Tombstone pizza and White Castle.
7. Thou shalt not steal less than 1 road sign per year.
8. Thou shalt not tolerate LIVER 'N ONIONS *
9. Thou shalt get rip roarin drunk on a regular basis. yup.
10. Thou shalt not question the fact that Manley Pope (pictured above) is the hottest man alive, period.
* - are metaphors and will be explained upon your joining of the club.
appendix A. - must think all paramedics named Matt are FINE.
Music Rules. In order to belong to our esteemed organization you must...
- idolize Bon Jovi, Guns 'n Roses, Poison, White Snake and all other hair bands
- sing along with several showtunes. especially Rent.
- Know every word to all Eminem radio hits.
- despise Celine Dion and all songs off of the Titanic cd
- know southpark soundtrack inside and out.
- dig all things 80s
- idolize Beyonce and Destinys Child; aspiring to be a black woman is optional but strongly encouraged. If you are already a black woman, free membership for life. And if you are Beyonce you can have my car!
Rent
our own Frenchie
odd todd
dont click here
dizzle wizzle shizzle nizzle
Send E-Mail to: tara_incorporated@yahoo.com
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