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Gutzoids Videogame Gripes
Well well, there are lots of cool games this Month. Metal Gear Solid 4, Halo 3, Tomb Raider: Anniversary. and of course, coming in November, Grand Theft Auto 4, and as far as we're concerned the question of the year is: Will Rockstar bring back Tommy Vercetti?
Me and the Missus went down to Mexico to a comic Con at the Acupulco Sheraton Inn last week and started partying with some of the local guys.
We was drinking tequila at first, until some of the guys started pissing off the back balcony of the bar and they threw us all out. We went back to their house and drank some more and then they started passing around what they called "mushroom tea" and GODDAMN!!! that shit knocked the flowers off my Hawaiian shirt and the ice cubes in my drink started accusing me of having a dirty pocket comb. I couldn't find Cindy Lou (the missus) for three hours, and when I did, she was naked, running down the street screaming something about "Goddamn little Hitlers" just like she thought everybody knew what she meant by that.
After I bailed her out of jail, we went back to the hotel and I got the worst attack of the shits ever had. I broke the toilet, and the maid was screaming something about el diablo or some such shit , and I had to give that little pencil-dicked wart of a manager 20 bucks to shut him up.
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