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I, Sting, do set down the history of my grand adventure with Eric Clapton to colonise Greenland with the horde of Clapton and one or two of my followers. I am Clapton's right-hand man and support, I will lay down my life for this man.

This is my secret journal.

Jan 1 2000

Man! What a rock'n roll hangover, but I have to go fishing.

Jan 2 2000

Still Fishing

Jan 3 2000

Caught a nice Perch for EC, he is very happy and sings a sweet song about his pet Polar Bear - Layla. I am so happy for EC, we now have 345 followers, each paying Ł3456 for a two week seminar on playing the blues. That comes to...uh... about Ł23,000. Cool!

Jan 4 2000

Eric is depressed and so am I. He shouted at me and said I lost his plectrum, this is not so, i used it as bait for his Perch, if the fish don't bite, EC won't eat. He won't listen to me though. Sigh, it's so hard here on Greenland.

Jan 5 2000

A good day. EC sang to his followers and the sun shone for 25 minutes, a record. Annie Lennox is coming next week, can't wait.

Sting's Greenland Journals

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