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199]. [First published as 187; Th 27th December 07]. Th 24th January. Open letter for the first day of the rest of Our music lives:- also in the light of the latest Ofcom's July 08 et al, fines on the BBC [Bureau of Broadcast Cynics; in P Q .."Plebs and Queeries!"] ..for myriad poor professional practices, and ongoing blatant favouratism and nepotism! and where they have their own promo stuff "burial chamber!"
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Hello again! To:- Mr Nick Lowe ..(the "other" one! With the BIG global Carbon Footprint!).
ACTUALITIES ..[and OfCom a c a z i s]. 2008 beckons on/for a "fresh start"!
We invite You to reverse Your mind-set, that refuses to give Our songs any "airtime" or "heavy rotation". This only serves to belittle and denegrade Your reputation and that of all of Your otherwise competent team and collegues. This is Your chosen burden of association! No change to the status quo will further exasipate Our judgement. In that event, it's with great sadness and regret towards You, that We've come to this reality! The "historic" delivery of Your "sheer rock faced arrogance" as displayed in relation to Our "music product", and no doubt that of legions of others, has produced the "stuff of legend" to all Our readers! Your company's ambilical c[h]ord is attached to the Government protected Corporate Broadcaster. By this state, You've engineered Your professional operation/s into a self made "surplus to requirements!" scenario. Whilst this tie has given a global reach, it's more than matched by the potency of the WWW ..("Yon TinterWeb thingy!"), and a collective good fortune for Us, and all others deemed to be Your "unsuitables/rejects". Hence, Your probable "self slung" abortion, and redundancy?
FORGET CHRISTMAS! You're allegedly presiding over a possible short lived "Golden Turkey" activity well cooked for that award!
...[There are some lesser commentators that have suggested You go out "night cruising" on the Glasgow Green; and get stuffed! MMMmmm...?] MeeeoW for now!=>
Season's greetings for 2008 to You and all of the obedient Demus P team.
G & T(Crescent Songs)/stagblog/Asto Nishme band,
Edinburgh ..(connected to the Globe), Scotland.
:-) ...[shock and awe; titters and sniggerings!]?
PS. There's always "R E F O R M!". [It's hoped by all, that You don't harvest thinking/s, in *Payola* terms and conditions?]. www.demusproductions.com
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SO NOW, IT'S OUR CONSIDERED OPINION THAT THE NEXT *GOVERNMENT TAX-PAYER FUNDED INSTITUITION* FOR DEEPEST SCRUTINY OVER IT'S APPARENT INSULAR CULTURAL PRACTICES ..SHOULD BE THE BRITISH BROADCASTING CORPORATION, as run like the Civil Service, and seemingly riddled with self-appointed N P D power freaks and nepotism ! ! =>
360]. Tu 8th September. The Lothian And Borders Police have today promoted the choir they've formed from a mix of all the bodds beneath their HQ roof, and run and rehearsed on Sundays by one plod called C I Andrew Russel! Cue "All Together Now!". www.scotsman.com
361]. We 9th September. Scotland's Gretna Green did good wedlocking business due to it's iconic date in history; mainly with the aforemetioned police and the emergency services personnel. Cue "Goin' To The Chapel/Smiddy and We're Gonna Get Married!" www.news.icm.ac.uk
362]. Th 10th September. MISSION STATEMENT: "Our ambition is to make the BBC even better for those who own it" so it goes? To listen to Sir Michael Lyons's delivery verging on the impatient when asked any questions, it gives one to thinking that his chairmanship of the BBC Trust, is to run a *stooge setup* to sponge up any and all disdain for their precious BBC. He comes over as feeling irritated and astonished to be confronted at all, and having any sort of need to explain his function/s! We heard this "long ago learned and well practiced defensive styled vibe" only this morning on BBC Radio, and for this second time most recently. It fits with entry 358 on Our previous Page 1, to a tee! Cue "Goin' To The Go-Go!" www.bbc.co.uk
363]. Fr 11th September. Where were you when human nature dredged the cesspit of evil endeavour; as remotely orchestrated, by a cave dwelling hate soacked brain-cell, attached to a hair follicle, wrapped up in a rag? The other endeavour of "Discovery" as space shuttle gets back to Mother Earth orbit? Cue "Ground Control To Major Tom!". www.nasa.gov
364]. St 19th September. [There's a guy with an awful lot to say, doing the USHER HALL, Edinburgh, that's been impersonating this author from as far back as the 1970s]. www.dailyrecord.co.uk
That aside, If you match your knowledge of human nature to any scenario, the answer is staring you in the face every time! Proving it to be true is another matter!
Cue Our "Scottish Anthem" * S A L T I R E *!
365]. Sn 20th September. *BIG YIN CONFRONTED BY LOOKALIKE*. No press there! CB's facial expression said it all! We open up with .."Billy! Friends tell me you've been impersonating me for years!?" CB: Chuckles. Us again .."You're in danger of being the most impersonated guy on the planet next to ELVIS!" CB: Silence. More music industry chat from Us; and the story of Our meet with his "lady wife" at an edinburgh book-signing. CB: Chuckles again. We finally ask if he would "agree to a friendly meet and chat before he moves on"? CB: Takes a full backward step as his hands gesticulate to his instant .."No! I'm too busy! I don't have that sort of time!" We wonder what sort that is? This is just moments after he's stated that "I've got a day off tomorrow!" ..(Monday 21st). He'd at one stage, turned to his attendant manager just steps away, and made reference to a guy that had been loitering around the Usher Hall "who lookes like me, but he tries! That guy really pisses me off! Turning back to look at Us, We state .."I get accused of it all the time, but I don't even try!" We make the final handshake after the socialising knockback, and make our exit back to *real* life, in the city of Edinburgh. [Billy has welder's hands the size of shovels and he wore black cuban heeled cowboy boots, and a wine red neck scarf, and a dark grey dress jacket and slim leg jeans. He was very cool and courteously professional with his autograph and *palopix* hunters! As the New Scottish Poles say "C U R V A H !". Cue "If It Wasnae Fur Yer Skellies!"
366]. Mn 21st September. Who runs a web-site with no email contactability then? Oh to be a fly on the wall at the after-gig-postmortem in the backstage dressing room; or at that *y_a_w_n_der* Highland Castle sprawl!
367]. Tu 22nd September. www.telegraph.co.uk Tolipicians are at it again!! It's the "ARROGANCE OF POWER"; She's been on the "home office voting group" to pass this very legislation on to the statute books. She's the Chief Law Officer and advisor to the Government in her capacity as Baroness Scotland and Attorey General for the UK. She's the only "individual rogue employer" on record to be convicted; as opposed to businesses! Don't you just love the way they all wriggle off the hook when they get found out! Ignorance of the law is no excuse and that's official in any court in the land lady!! You've broken your own fishbowl, and the mess is on the carpet for all to see! Cue "I Fought/thought the Law!"
368]. Tu 22nd September. Here we go again with the privileged and well heeled living the "Don't do as I do! Do as I say!" sindrome way of behaviour. The "Honourable" Bruce McMillan of the Crown Courts, Liverpool has broken his flower pot, and not in a tidy-it-way, array day, manner. Lightning does seem to strike twice! Cue the same tune again, on a loop this time! www.liverpooldailypost.co.uk
369]. Th 24th September. Our sketch artist has managed to aquire the Billy Connolly autograph on his caricature to hang on Our wall; he got it @ 22:40 last night, at Billy's close of business in Edinburgh. B C shot off, to a three(3) hour drive for Aberdeen, with his chauffeur come manager at the wheel of the silver 4 X 4. Billy played to sell-out houses over all of his five(5) out of six(6) nights season. He was wrapped up in what was probably an American or Canadian styled coat of "duffle" design with an off-white canvas type look? Cue "We're On The Road Again!"
370]. St 14th November. THIS IS IMPORTANT! So take a look in and sign your hand. Help to create the proposed idea of the World Class *Zenith Arts and Rehearsal Complex*?
371]. Th 19th November. National Toilet Day! It's appropriately named. Two(2) elements run this world. CONTROL and SYSTEM! When those who operate them for us all, have a rotten and devious mindset; The *ARROGANCE OF POWER* they practice back at us; our society and lives are blighted and soaked in the resulting toxins! Cheating is rife and fashionable as a consequence! How many sectors are now discredited that we can all name? To flag up just one such divisive system of poisons, is the "National Lottery" draw. "FOR SALE FOR CASH! DREAMS AND FANTASIES! FAILURE AND DISAPPOINTMENT FOR YOUR LIFETIME!" courtesy of the tax man and the government mandarins! What a rip-off!
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