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Are you one of those people who just want to be up to date with sports? Are you one of those that likes statistics so much that you would stay up all night until your statistical mind is satisfied? If so, I have provided some links to sports websites and even included the website from which I created this one. Cool, huh? Anyways enjoy the links but before I go, here's some common questions that I have answered:
Q: Why do we have to go to school?
A: It's required by law. Don't you want to be educated?
Q: What does school do for me?
A: It helps you get a better job and make you smart, etc.
Q: If school is good for me, why can't it be at least easy?
A: That's not how life works. As you get older the challenges
should get larger or more harder, don't you think.
I live on a farm believe it or not. Well, today it is not really what you would call a farm, but we do house animals besides dogs and cats and take care of them. Examples of these animals are peacocks, turkeys, goats, sheep, hens, etc. You might say that's a lot of animals, but it's not as much as a real farm would have.
Special features:
Actually, since the links that I could put in into my website are all taken up, here are some more (not necessarily sports):
*comedy: ebaumsworld.com
*shopping/selling: ebay.com
*weather: weather.com
*newspaper: bostonglobe.com
My English class 9A is doing a research paper. Boring!!!
However, not if you have somewhere for help. Ask.com and ajkids.com are websites that will provide you with information for whatever. Also, Google.com might hook you up with something. Just remember, whatever you do, whatever you are, live life respectably.
Are you a Christian. There's alot of controversy nowadays if its good to be one. It won't hurt! Bible.com should be something to visit. God bless us, everyone!!! Who said that and from what movie. Email me before May 30th. If you have the correct answer, you win a free pair of tickets to a Red Sox game. Mmmmm... I'm not joking either!!! Take advantage. Why are you still surfin' the web. Find the answer, it's not hard...
Got to go, but enjoy the website and feel free to contact me with questions or concerns. I will become your answerer!!!
I have a limited amount of links that I can provide, so I'll have to type them and you'll have to copy+paste or just retype them in the address bar if you wish. This is just to notify you why you can't select some in-text links because they are not really corporated links.
Here's a short story excerpt from one of my own documents I've put together over the years:
Riding home one night, Samuel decided to go back out and take his pony for a walk because his pony hadn't any exercise over the past few days. Before he did, he surfed the web and went onto ebaumsworld.com for some laughter. This website is an actually website that you can access whenever. I've visited on a number of occasions. Anyways, back to where I was...
After he was done surfing, he saddled up his pony and rode away. However, on the way, the pony accidentally tripped and both of them went stumbling. To find what happened next, go on to my website within the next few days.
Part Two:
Several hours later, it appears that Samuel came out of his unconscious state of mind to find himself in a distant city. Where was he? Lo and behold, whether or not he knew it, Samuel was in Verona. I have a report of Verona and to get there, click the link I have provided with my links. Anyways, he was knocked into the 15th century. If you still want to continue reading on, wait until I update this tomorrow.
*Next segment of this story is available from clicking on the link that reads: Part III Story.
Last updated: 05/14/04 1:42 AM
Verona Report
www.freelake.mec.edu/
www.espn.com
www.foxsports.com
Part III Story
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