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THE FRIENDS OF BABY JESUS HOMEPAGE HAS MOVED
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 Angel Anne, a FOBJ EXCLUSIVE, offers Christians (Baptists) an alternative to the regular horoscope, which comes from DEMONS, Anne gets her powers from The Twelve Apostles which means you won't go to Hell for reading them. Sometimes, the truth hurts so be forewarned.
 
 No Christian (Baptist) parent will want to miss this shocking review of Walt Disney's latest animation abomination. Your child is not safe.
"Tampons? Why, Godly women do not use tampons. They use pads instead. In fact, they even have them with little angel wings now" - Sister Taffy, Elle Magazine
 Do you know where your teenager is? Hopefully they are at a Rave. Church sponsored and Jesus approved, my Christian Raves provide the young people with a safe, wholesome environment for fellowship with their peers.
 My house of worship needs no introduction. Landover Baptist Church is the largest, most powerful assembly of worthwhile to people to ever exist. And the best part? We do not allow the unsaved. So, it is literally a 100% sin-free environment. But keep in mind that if you are not a Christian (Baptist) you will find that you are not welcome. Such a shame too as you could visit Surfin' The Web With Jesus, by Sister Judy O'Christian, the wonderful Bible Study With Brother Harry and Marla Jennings Christian Realty. What a shame you will miss these most Godly features.
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Happy Septemeber to all of you. My how the time flies when you are serving Him. This month the Baby Jesus and I are so happy to offer you an exclusive Christian (Baptist) interview with Miss Marilyn Manson and the ALL NEW, SUPER SINLESS Pulling The Cotton Plug On Satan Ministry
 Be sure to check out this months FROM THE PROTESTANT PODIUM as a mother tells her hearbreaking story about "When Queers Are Under Your Own Roof". Other features will be added as we see fit. In the mean time, you can simply enjoy what we have provided and be grateful for it. Amen. From last month: The Christian Coffee Clutch, featuring a testimonial from my dear Aunt Bette Jean Sikes. And, the official release of The Little House Ministry Home Page, a Godly place for the demonically possessed, dystrophic dwarf. Baby Jesus says, "Could it get any better than this?" No dear, it really can't. Friends, each day I receive letters asking me, 'Sister Taffy, What has happened to my Daily Blessings? They are not as frequent as they used to be. I want more!'
Of course you do dears, but my recent crowning as the Second Annual Mrs. Christian USA However, have no fear for I adore the Daily Blessings and will be sending them back out to you on a daily basis very soon. By joining my FREE ListBot now you will receive an uplifting and joyful message each day in your own mailbox that is sure to change your life forever.
COMING SOON!!!
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The CBS Networks BIG BROTHER offers the viewer a voyeuristic journey into the bedroom and bathroom of nine morally bankrupt individuals who have chosen to live in SATAN'S HOUSE for three months. The four men and five women remaining in the house continue to seduce, lie, steal, cheat, and break all Ten Commandments for your viewing displeasure. A cash prize of $500,000.00 in SATAN'S BLOOD MONEY will be given to the one who deemed the most depraved at the end of the shows run. For the sexual deviant with a television and time and God knows what else on their hands, this pornographic attempt at entertainment is sure to please.
 My Sister in Christ, Mrs. Betty Bowers, and I go way back. In fact, when I was just a little girl I would climb upon Betty's lap and say to her, "Mrs. Bowers, when I grow up I want to be just like you. Only prettier and much, much younger". Betty, is without doubt, America's Best Christian. If you don't believe me then just ask her for yourself. Trust me Dear, she will tell you as much.
 SAFE PLACE MINISTRIES is very dear to my heart. SPM President, Grace Milton, was an integral part of the recent aquisition of SAFE PLACE by FOBJ Ministries Inc., and has joined my staff as my Administrative Assistant.
To date SAFE PLACE has been soley responsible for the closing of over 400 pornographic and SINFUL web sites, 1500 brothels, and in excess of 200 LIEberal media newspapers and radio shows. The current project of SAFE PLACE is the removal of the CBS Network's, BIG ROTHER. Watch as we work together to shut down this and many other secular shows that we have deemed unsuitable material. United we will stand to remove ALL anti-Christian material from the public eye. Praise Jesus!
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Send your words of PRAISE to sister_taffy@hotmail.com
Many thanks to my beloved Landover Baptist Church Pastor, my Sister in Christ, Mrs. Judy O'Christian, Betty Bowers Ministries, and Brother Harry Hardwick for help making FOBJ a reality. And naturally, a huge thanks to my FOBJ readers. God loves you and I think you are swell!
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