EVErythINg NiCe....MiAMi, the tROpiCAL paRADiSe!!!
Hey, what's up? This is Sinnamon. Thanx for taking a lil time out from viewing the vast amount of free porn available via the internet. If you keep reading I’m sure you’ll discover that there’s more to life than erotica. I live in Miami and, believe me, I've seen some of everything. Miami is an interesting place, but don't be fooled, you don't wanna live here.
Miami ain’t no tropical paradise like you see on T.V. I mean, we got a whole lot of sun and sand and people, and that’s cool most of the time. The problem with Miami is…. there’s too much damn sun and sand and people.
It’s so hot here sometimes that you can’t even go outside. You just don’t want to. From inside your house in the A.C., you got beads of sweat rolling down your back. Miami should be one giant nudist colony cause it’s too damn hot to wear clothes all the time. And the sun is so damn bright sometimes that you don’t even dare to look out your front window.
Now if your ass is crazy enough to be in all that sun at the beach splashing in the warm waters, when you decide to take your ass home you gotta hop through the hot ass sand all the way to get your stuff. Then you get home to take shower and you got sand in places that first off, could cause a serious skin irritation or rash, and secondly, sand is in places you ain’t never thought shit could fit. Man, I came home from the beach one day a few months ago and had a seashell collection in my damn swimsuit. My crotch was bulging more than most the guys I know. It was crazy.
And all that happens on a good day. Cause in Miami there’s so many damn people that you can hardly get into anywhere. Clubs, malls, the beach, even the damn grocery stores, you can just forget about going out places. Everything’s crowded. They say there’s a lot of fish in the sea, well damn, maybe we can feed some of these useless people to all those damn fish. And parking, forget it. You might as well just park on the curb or the sidewalk (which is done often) cause ain’t no one ever gonna pull out when you need a park. Now when you do find a park waaaaaay in section DD of the parking lot and waddle your fat ass to the store, some nigga gonna come out the store and pull his car from a space dead smack in the front of the store. It never fails. But by then you too pissed and tired to do anything other than go into the store. And when you get in the store, you’re rubbing elbows with everybody. I mean, in Miami you are accidentally fondled all damn daylong. Seriously, you can’t even get made cause opps, you just touched that old man’s ass. Somehow we got one of my aunts to move down here sometime in October of 2000. Every chance she gets she drives back home to Missouri with her kids. They ain’t happy down here. And you know why? Cause Miami ain’t no damn paradise.
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