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CHURCH SIGNS

A complete list of every message on the church noticeboard.

(From 'In Marge we Trst@)
NEXT SUNDAY
THE MIRACLE OF SHAME

(From 'Missionary:Impossible')
BINGO
7 PM

(From 'Homer's Barbershop Quartet')
TODAY:"WHAT A
F IEND WE HAVE
IN GOD"
ALSO:THE BE SHARPS

(From "Principal Charming")
2:00 PETERSON
WEDDING,
8:00 HAYRIDE
TO HEAVEN

(From 'In Marge we Trust')
THE
LISTEN LADY
IS IN

(From 'Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment)
GOD, THE
ORIGINAL LOVE
CONNECTION

(From 'Homer Loves Flanders')
LOOSEST
BINGO CARDS
IN TOWN

(From 'Barts Girlfriend')
EVIL WOMEN IN
HISTORY: FROM
JEZEBEL TO
JANET RENO

(From 'Lisa the Greek')
EVERY SUNDAY
IS
SUPER SUNDAY

(From 'Lady Bouviers Lover')
PRIVATE WEDDING,
PLEASE WORSHIP
ELSEWHERE

(From 'Homer the Heretic')
TODAY'S TOPIC:
"WHEN HOMER
MET SATAN"

(From 'Barts Inner Child')
TODAY'S TOPIC:
"BE LIKE UNTO
THE BOY"

(From 'My Sister My Sitter')
NO SYNAGOGUE
PARKING

(From 'Hurricane Neddy')
GOD WELCOMES
HIS VICTIMS

(From 'In Marge We Trust')
TODAY'S SERMON:
CONQUEST OF
THE COUNTY OF
THE APES

(From 'Take My Wife,Sleaze')
TODAY'S TOPIC:
THERE'S
SOMETHING ABOUT
THE VIRGIN MARY

(From 'Treehouse Of Horror VIII')
TODAY'S SERMON:
HOMER ROCKS!

(From 'Viva Ned Flanders')
TODAY'S TOPIC: HE
KNOWS WHAT YOU
DID LAST SUMMER

(From 'Treehouse of Horror X')
NED FLANDERS:
HUSAND, FATHER,
WACKY NEIGHBOR

(From 'Faith Off')
TODAYS TOPIC:
LIFE IN HELL

(From 'Bart Sells His Soul')
NO SHOES,
NO SHIRT,
NO SALVATION

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LAST UPDATED:
08/11/2002;18:54 GMT

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