You Know You Love Naruto When...
This page is dedicated to those of you who love Naruto SOO much you act like the ninjas themselves. I have a list here of 'You Know You Love Naruto When's' here. My ideas are posted below,but you can send your own Ideas in whenever you want. Just send them in to Dark_Nemesis_7@hotmail.com. Here's whatcha do:
1. Write down your idea.
2. Put down who it's about (ex: Gaara).
3. Put down the name you want to go by.
Well,this is a new page,so don't judge me yet. Hope you have fun! ^-^ Now,here's what you've been waiting for me to get at:
~You Know You're Obsessed With Naruto When...~
1. You wear sandals all winter. (General)
2. You wear nothing to school;when asked about it,you say,"I call it 'Sexy No Jutsu.' Like it?" (Naruto)
3. You complain that picking up your pencil takes too much effort. (Shikamaru)
4. All you ever eat is ramen and sour milk. (Naruto)
5. You bombard your teacher with blackboard erasers. (Naruto)
6. You carry food with you wherever you go. (Choji)
7. You have a Hitai-Ate leaf headband. (General)
8. You think it is ok for boys to wear lipstick and mascara. (Haku)
9. You shave off your eyebrows. (Zabuza)
10. You cut your hair every time you get dumped. (Ino and Sakura)
11. If you have trouble getting to sleep,you colour the area around your eyes black. (Gaara)
12. You talk to your dog. (Kiba)
13. Your alter-ego is extremely violent. (Sakura)
14. You hide bugs in your clothes. (Shino)
15. You tie weights around your legs. (Rock Lee)
16. If someone chucks something at you,you start madly twirling. (Neji)
17. You wear red/white contacts and inform people that you can see through their jutsu. (Hinata/Sasuke)
18. You chuck pieces of star-shaped tinfoil at people. (General)
19. You stick sowing needles into people,claiming that they will fall into a death-like sleep. (Haku)
20. Your teeth shine like lighthouses. (Gai)
21. If you get a cut,you cut it deeper. (Naruto)
22. You run around yelling,"The sand loves meeee!" (Gaara)
23. You throw sand into people who pick on you's faces,claiming that the sand makes you invincible. (Gaara)
24. You carry a giant gourd/fan/puppet on your back. (Gaara and siblings)
25. You warn people about waking the demon inside of you. (Naruto/Gaara)
26. You get beaten up for caling people 'Super Eyebrows.' (Naruto)
27. You hate your cousins and uncles. (Neji)
28. You cut the kanji for love into your forehead. (Gaara)
29. You kill people because they 'don't love you.' (Gaara)
30. To plead your case in court,you say you were doing what your mother told you to do. (Gaara)
31. Then you blame it on Shuukaku. (Gaara)
32. After that,you chuck sand at the judge.(Gaara)
33. When you get sent to jail,you kill your cellmates because 'they don't love you either' or they 'tried to look in your gourd.' (Gaara)
34. You yell at redhead men,saying,"You won once,but I'll win next time,Gaara!" (Sasuke)
35. You hate your older brother and inform him that you will kill him with a straight face. (Sasuke)
36. You tell people that your brother killed yor family. (Sasuke)
37. You tell your younger brother to hate you. (Itachi)
38. When asked what clubs you are in,you say,"Akatsuki." (Itachi)
39. You call knives 'Head-cleaving blades.' (Zabuza)
40. You bite little kids' necks. (Orochimaru)
41. You tell everyone who'll listen that your brother is possesed by a demon raccoon. (Temari/Kankuro)
42. You carry around a porn book. (Kakashi)
43. You insist to your parents that your teacher is perverted, smokes,has red eyes and treats you to ramen. (Teachers are Kakashi,Asuma,Kurenai and Iruka)
44. You believe that you can switch minds with your dog. (Kiba)
45. You run around on all fours.When people ask about it,you say,"Don't mind me.I'm just practicing my 4 Legged No Jutsu." (Kiba)
46. You have a 'Bee-Chan' that you talk to. (Shino)
47. You and your brother are joined at the head by a chain. (The Demon Brothers)
48. You can pull large pointy objects out of your smallest pockets. (General)
49. You claim that,when inflated,your father can swell to the size of a large building. (Choji)
50. When asked what you wanna be when you grow up,you reply,"The Hokage." (Naruto)
Well,that's what I do during math class.Questions? Tips? Don't be afraid to email me.Again,my address is Dark_Nemesis_7@hotmail.com.Cya!
~Nemesis
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