Link and Navi trapped in the same room...uh-oh....

Note: if something is in asterisks, it means they are doing it.

Me: Hello, hello! Welcome to the Back Alley, the perfect place for a private interview!

Navi: *points* Then why is there an audience and camera?

Me: The audience is left-over from Jerry Springer and they know you two hate each other and like to fight.

Audience: Jerry, Jerry!

Navi: Whatever. And we do NOT fight!

Link: Yes we do!

Navi: No we don't!

Link: YES WE DO! *grabs Navi and shoves her in a bottle*

Navi: *breaks out of bottle* you a-hole!

Me: No swearing! *thinks* 'this is fun'

Link: THAT WAS MY BEST BOTTLE! THEY'RE HARD TO FIND! *pulls out bottle of wine and takes a drink*

Navi: Link! Stop drinking! You should go to AA.

Me: Ok! Ok, stop!

Link and Navi: *stop arguing in mid-argue*

Me: Ok, on with the questions.

Link: The answer is Zelda!

Me: I haven't asked any.

Link: And?

Me: *sighs* Ok....Anyways! Navi, how come you tell people to go places when they are already there?

Navi: Ask Shigeru.

Me: *grabs cell phone* yes, hello? Is Shiggy there?

Link: *drinks more wine* HAHAHAHzzzzz

Me: *kicks Link awake* yes, Shig? wy is Navi so annoying?

Navi: Am not!

Link: Am not!

Navi: Stop that!

Link: Stop that!

Navi: You little!

Link: You––

Me: Shutup! Back to the interview! Shiggy said––

Link: Shiggy haha...

Me: *glares at Link* Shiggy said that Navi must be annoying so people will apppreciate her––

Link: Appreciate? Appreciate what?

Me: SHUTUP AND LET ME FINISH!

Link: *cries*

Navi: It's ok to feel sad Link

Me: O-K––Shiggy said that Navi must be annoying so people will apppreciate her leaving in the end of Ocarina of Time. Ok?

*silence*...*-*

Me: Anyways, what kind of a name is Link?

Link: How the hell am I supposed to know? *waves bottle and knocks out Navi* A tree raised me! Plus Mido probably had something to do with it...OOH! PIE!

Me: *whips out pie* what pie? *looks down* Oh! That pie! No! It's mine!

Audience: We want pie! We want pie! *swarms all over me*

Me: NOOOO! Until next time, it's Ed, and I'm dying! Goodnight!

Navi: It's day.

Link: I thought I knocked you out.

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