YANKEES ARE THE BEST RED SOX SUCK
RED SOX SUCK. If you like the Red Sox then I will hate you forever. On this webpage, I will show you 10 reasons why not to like the Red Sox, and 10 reasons why to like the Yankees.
10 reasons to hate the Red Sox:
1. Come on, what type of a name is RED SOX. Who the hell created such a lame name.
2. They haven't won the world series in 86 years. Unless your stupid, you should never like the worst team in baseball.
3. The Red Sox traded away one of the greatest shortstops in the American League.
4. Their stadium has a one billion foot wall in left field that is 300 ft. away from home plate. That's why Manny Ramirez hits for such a high average. All he does is nub it up to the wall and it's an automatic single or double.
5. Last year, Grady Little kept Pedro Martinez in the game one inning too long just to get nocked out of the ACLS. That's just horrible managing.
6. The only reason people like the Red Sox is because they want the curse to be reversed and they want to beat the Yankees. Why not like the Devil Rays. They're in the same division as the Yankees.
7. One of the biggest reasons is because the front office sucks. They couldn't keep Roger Clemens, they almost got A-Rod, but lost out on him, and they can only get old and whithering players like Curt Schilling (turning 38).
8. The only thing the fans think about is reverse the curse. How about winning the pennant for God's sake!
9. Jonny Damon is a caveman.
10. They traded away Babe Ruth for money. The curse will never go away.
Now, 10 reasons to like the Yankees.
1. They've won the most World Series in baseball.
2. They have superstars like Mariano Rivera, Derek Jeter, Gary Scheffield, Alex Rodriguez, and about five thousand more.
3. George Stienbrenner might be a little crazy, but man he is RICH. And he knows how to manage a baseball team.
4. Over the past years, the Yankees have had the best players to ever play baseball. Babe Ruth, Micky Mantle, Whitey Ford, you name it.
5. They wear black and white to signify the relationship between all races (in my opinion)
6. Sienfeld (the greatest show) has made the Yankees a big part of it.
7. They have statues of all of their greatest players to commemorate them.
8. The Yankees have Bernie Williams (my favorite player).
9. They can beat the Red Sox with their hands tied behind their backs.
10. When you think baseball you think Yankees.
I've given you some reasons why to love the Yanks, you can email me about your thoughts at Shanku13@yahoo.com
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