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Randomoniam
Hello, everyone, I'm proffessor Random. Here at the lab everything is just plane random, it's annoying! Sort of like this: "Hi Bob.Hi Jill.Hows work going Bob?Fine, thank you. Who wants a pizza!" See what I mean?
Also, not all my workers are the sharpest knives in the drawer. Like Billy for example, once I asked what does 1+1=, this was his reply: umm... 10, no 4, no3 ,yes, I think it's three.Pretty sad,right? Oh, here's one of my personal favorites about Jim: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh!!he screamed. There's a man in camoflauge, every man for himself! 3 seconds later I said: "why do I here glass breaking?"He had dove out the window
But, some are some the sharpest tools in the shed. But there know it alls. Like Jill, she said:E=XxH+0.n2. 2 days later she said she was never wrong, so I chalenged her. I asked her what 19 squared was, she answered:387. I told her she ws wrong, then she screamed in my face telling me it wasn't possible for 361 to be right. I told her to get a calculator. It turned out she never was right!
Now featuring our random blooper!#1:"Hey, want to go up the hill to get your pill Jill?says Jack. Sure said Jill, she agreed to go up the hill to get her pill. So they went up the hill to get Jill's pill.But Jill went tumbling back and broke Jack's back. So Jack and Jill rolled down the hill untill Jack and his broken back ended up on a train track. One thing Jill forgot, the pill was to help her go up the hill!
Randomonia
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