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Fellip Nectar Stand: King of Scaperisms
This was saved from the soon to be defunct Fellip Nectar Stand site (by late Oct, 2009).
THE FELLIP NECTAR STAND WORD PLAY CHALLENGE: July, 2001
What is the Challenge?
The Fellip Nectar Stand has decided to host a Challenge for entertainment as well as to pass the time this summer. What is the challenge you ask? Create your own original Scaperisms, Clever dialogue, Metaphors, Tongue Twisters, Limericks, Long-winded jokes…well, you get the idea by now. This is a purely Comedic Challenge where you can be as loose and crazy as you want to be. You may write a ficlet or you may simply submit a phrase. You may relate to Farscape or just life in general. It doesn’t really matter!
Now, if you decide to write a ficlet including things mentioned above, you must create a new alcoholic drink that can be used in future editions of the FNS and also be accredited to your name (Most likely your name will appear before the name of the drink at all times. Example: Pilot’s Leviathan Concoction #4). Please list all ingredients found in the drink and how it is served.
What is the Focus of the Challenge?
The Focus of the Challenge is to find the best *original* sayings a Scaper can come up with. I guess it would be best to say that the sayings should relate to Farscape since that is where everything we’ve known as the Fellip Nectar Stand has derived from. The whole thing that started this challenge was our latest string of episodes, filled to the brim with Crichtonisms. I love ‘em and I’m sure virtually every Scaper who is a Scaper loves ‘em to! I just want to see how creative Scapers can be. This is why I’ve coined the term “Scaperisms” to represent the best sayings by you.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
King of Scaperisms: Sorlk Lewis
ENTRY THAT WON THE TITLE: “Human. Like Sebacean, except we just kill each other instead of every
other species under the sun... I'm starting to wonder if I should put
that on my answering machine. It would probably save me a helluva lot
of time if I did.” Crichton
______Other entries to confirm this title:
“And what are you going to do about it? Well, I guess being the
poster-child for gingivitis that you are, you could always kill me with your
halitosis... right?” - Crichton
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“Hell, I've even been in the Nebari spin cycle and had my brain peeled,
sectioned, and then crazy glued back together by some critter who could
be Claritin's poster boy for allergy suffers!” - Crichton
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“Good -- try. If Aeryn comes by, tell her that Peacekeeper Hunting
Season has just opened and I'm out to get myself a wabbit.” - Crichton
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“We need someone in Command since Pilot is having a bit of a
Viagra-needing moment. And right now, you are the man to handle this.” -
Crichton
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“Well, at least give me a cell phone so I can order pizza then, John.”
Harvey
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“Good golly, Miss Molly... no, not a clue. Care to 'enlighten' me?
Pardon the pun, it is entirely intentional.” Crichton
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