My FAVORITE QUOTES BY GROUCHO MARX"Room service? Send up a larger room."
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception"
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."
"Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you?"
"I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book."
"If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower."
"Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!"
"Who are you going to believe, me or your lyin' eyes?"
"You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it."
MY FAVORITE ALBERT EINSTEIN QUOTES"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?"
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it ?"
"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
"The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat."
"Only a life lived for others is a life worth while ."
"Understanding of our fellow human beings...becomes fruitful only when it is sustained by sympathetic feelings in joy and
sorrow.""It is only to the individual that a soul is given."
"In order to be an immaculate member of a flock of sheep, one must above all be a sheep oneself."
"The real problem is in the hearts and minds of men. It is easier to denature plutonium than to denature the evil spirit of man."
Quoted in: Freeman Dyson, Disturbing the Universe, ch. 5 (1979)."Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love"
"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.""Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts."
"Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value."
"We have penetrated far less deeply into the regularities obtaining within the realm of living things, but deeply enough
nevertheless to sense at least the rule of fixed necessity ..... what is still lacking here is a grasp of the connections of profound
generality, but not a knowledge of order itself.
MISC. QUOTES- "You only learn when you listen. You learn nothing when you talk."
Perlita MELO...
"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
Yogi Berra."A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic."
Joseph Stalin.- "The fearless are merely fearless. People who act in spite of
their fear are truly brave."James A. LaFOND-LEVIS...
- "Courage is the price that life exacts for granting
peace."Amelia EARHART...
Do not throw the arrow which will return against you.
-- Kurdish Proverb
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