Americas Most Wanted
AMW "The Drunkest Team Ever To Hit The Hard Wood"
Roster
Alex Barwitkowski- Alex gives our team the speed that it needs however when drunk alex can become slow disfunctional and violent we look forward to playing with u alex
Julian Bedus- Julian standing at 6'3 has the dominating presence, stregnth, and size that is needed to take AMW all the way. Julian will be our goto guy on the inside and is expected to lead the team in points, shots blocked and drunken brawl victories hes a big dumb animal folks
Bryan Hill- Bryan is an outstanding perimeter player and will be our goto guy on the outside however when drinking bryan becomes very unstable and may end up passing out or even dieng before, during, or after our games so well have to watch out for that
Ryan Moore- Ryan is clearly the heart and soul of the team and is considdered the "power pounder" as we expect him to lead not only our team but the intire league in beers drank before the game
Tim O'Conner- Tim isnt expected to be the greatest player and hey he might not see to much playing time but lets be honest after our pre-game ante-up he may not be seeing nething
PJ Sanzo- PJ as we all know is a great basketball player however he may be at few or no games this season pending on if kristi lets him out....one thing is to be said for that....kwapish down boy
TEAM STATISTICS-our stats will not consist of points, blocks, fouls, rebounds or ne of the sort no our stats will consist of the amount of beers that one has drank during our pregame ante-up which will occour most likely every thursday evening...the first night of stats will be posted on our first game day in addition pj will most likely not b drinking beers as whipped babies tend to drink bottles
Beers Drank
Alex
Julian
Bryan
Ryan
Tim
PJ
MVDM-most valuable drunken momemt-one new momemt will b posted weekly following our games
This site will be updated after the meeting on december the 17th and will include our schedule and our team stats...
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