E-mail me and ill send u porn.or at least pretend 2.this is just a ploy 2 get people 2 visit my page.
VALENTINES DAY!
Is next week,and the cards and roses are going 2 be rolling in.
For hayley.
I just realised that writing this is fucking pointless as nobody visits this shit.
gossip:marilyn manson(brian warner)was rumored 2 play willy wonker in a new film as willy wanker is his idol.
right....
seana and steve mahoney r going out as r me and hayley. god i kill me.4/2/2001
I think,but dont quote me on this,that i might be getting over hayley.
Hayleys back.yay.i didnt get a present?! whats up wit that?
Yet another problem,'all'(except the 1 below) my photos have turned into text. que? need help, please contact.
Hayleys gone 2 america. ah. bang. would hayley stop getting shot.
Grave news, people. Recently i started my own company,'porn4free.com', which was fine, until i was arrested and charged with illegal underage use of pornography and breach of copyright. In short, they fucked my computer. My napster files, my work and most disstressingly, my rachel steven and buffy photos, plus lisa f and and jenny l. Over 50 photos, 14 hours worth of downloading
and 12 pages of wrighting, all fucked to eternity and computer heaven. Basically i performed one hell of an illegail operation, and my computer was not only shut down, it was drugged raped and beaten with fucking baggetes resulting in serious amnesia. I AM WELL AND TRUELY FUCKED.
So you will excuse me if the picture stays the same 4 a while, but i sure as hell don't mind looking at rachel stevens every day. This page and my e-mail were the only things that survived.
Rachel Stevens.Now she, is fit. Even my married 30 year old uncle agrees, and he's gay;it really is something everyone agrees on.Above is the whole of sclub7s beautiful side. E-mail me if u think Tinas fit, so i can ridicule u and slap your bitch up. Granted shes no dog, i've seen worse, heres looking at U Lolly, but saying shes fit is an insult to Rachel.
Why do birds, suddenly appear, everytime, u r near?
Just like me, they long to be, close 2 u.
why do stars fall down from the sky,every time you walk by?
just like me,they long to b,close 2 u...
Someone sang that.
Welcome to my world.
I apoligise for any damage done to your eyes, mind or wrists that you may experience as a result of entering my website.Or not.
First things first:I ATE ALL THE PIES!
Only those with a perchant for buggery, women and currys may enter.
If you don't know what the hell the last sentence ment you proberly like 'The Tweenies' and have the IQ of an MP with a cattle prod up his or her arse, and are not welcome here. This is bizzare inane crap, AND I LIKE IT! Right: Do u not agree that Sarah Michelle Geller, aka Buffy, is very fit? If u don't u need help.
As i am bored as fuck,(the very fact that i've designed this crap says it all), i am going to compile the sad teenager eqivalent of the FHM top 100. Or 10, as the case may be.Or 8, as Senade rather annoyingly pointed out. Should i put hardcore pictures on this? What u think non-existant visiters? By the way there is no one from our school down here,though i really could compile a JHN Top 10, but noing the people i know that would get out, and i don't think thats right anyway.
1)Rachel 'Webbed feet' Stevens
2)Sarah 'Die Vampire Scum' Michelle Geller
3)Jennifer 'Why the fuck did i marry Puff Daddy-BANG' Lopez
4)Britney 'Driving ME crazy'Spears
5)Lisa 'Y'Know,fit nurse off holby city' Faulkner
6)Hannah 'Other fit S-clubber' Spearitt.
7)Mariah Carey
Do u agree? E-mail me all you non existant viewers.Can u think of last 2, i can: But have you got the guts?
8)
Below this shit are some links to some very cool sites.
Ladies, gentlemen and everyone inbetween, i give you the ultimate stress reliever: THE HIT LIST; Below is a carefully prepared list detailing all the people i,and most sane cynical people like myself would love to kick the shit out of. So here i go.
(To really get revenge and let out all that boyband induced stress visit www.newgrounds.com)
1)Daphne and Celeste: They can't sing and their songs are crap. U.G.L.Y you aint got no aliby your UGLY! When was the last time you looked in the mirror you annoying sluts!
2)Anne Robinson: Do i really need to justify myself? Anne, you r the weakest link, FUCK OFF!
3)People quoting Anne Robinson. Hang on...
4)The Government: Bunch of stuck-up twats tyranicly ruleing over us. Y do we vote them in?!?!?!!?!? Why! WHY!?!!
5)Carol Vorderman and Richard Whitely: Shes everywhere, he's not funny.
6)Christian Porter: He really is a twat.Really.Really.
7)Ali-G impresionists. Cough,Bailey.TWAT!
8)The pope.
Feel 3 to E-mail your own.
Con u suck!!HA HA HAAA!!
JAMES YOUR WEBSITE IS CRAP! DO YOU WANNA HELP WITH MINE?
Apparently Sinead has been on this site. Who the flying fuck gave her my address? Shes sitting outside my house right now, and she won't go away! Help! MMM... Pot Noodle advert...
And who gave her this address?????
Y are people visiting this? Cest tres crap.
Thankyou 4 putting a link to this pants on your webpage con, i will do a link 2 u when i get and remember your freackin adddress.
Marilyn Manson Kicks Arse.
MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAVE A GREAT X-MAS AND A GREAT NEW YEAR ALL U PEOPLE BORED ENOUGH 2 HAVE BOTHERED VISITING THIS PAGE. If u have, then fuck off and get a life, its christmas for gods sake! Go out, have snow fights, get laid, get paid like a fucking prostitute! (cough,john hodsen)Happy Christmas y'all.
News years resoultions to start u off:
1) Never be like me.
2) don't ever buy any of westlifes songs. Ever. EVER!
3) Viva la reveloution!
4) Realise there is no god, there are only crucifix weilding twats in gowns who r gulible enough to believe in this religous crap, and somehow think they can tell us what 2 do and how 2 live. I'm looking at u, pope john paul gautier. I want u 2 take your crucifix,turn it sideways and stick it up your religously fucked up arse. how can there possibly be a god with all the shit that goes down in the world? Send your answers in a stamped address envelope to this address,Room 27, the Vatican, Vatican city,rome, or e-mail me, or get a life.
5)Drink, fuck and be merry.
6)And eat.
7)Sleep as well,mabie.
8)And spank the monkey, of course, flog the bishop, shake hands with the 1 eyed milkman, etc etc.
Any problems? Need a job, want to make money fast?* Girl troubles?Cant get it up?(freeman)E-mail someone who gives a shit.
There is money being offered 2 anyone who can get good granny porn,sheep(4 seana) or lesbian, and a special fee 4 anyone who can get hold of the legendary pictures of maggie thatcher naked.
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