THE SAVE CHIP CAMPAIGN

in association with Soccer Am

SAVE CHIP don't let Sarah win!

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On behalf of Rec Rovers Football Club, players and supporters we have created this web page to show our continued support and commitment to the save chip campaign.

We see every weekend the horror of Men forced to walk around shopping centres or visit the in-laws and miss the buzz and excitement of the weekends football action and we feel we must act.

To all men who are ruled by football hating women we salute you and will fight for you.

Send Email to: recrovers@webspawner.com

TRUE LIFE STORIES OF MEN SUFFERING

Dear save chip campaign,

I would like to bring attention to a friend of mine who is suffering terribly under the iron fist of his football hating Woman. His name is Patrick or Paddypuss to his friends. He has only recently got married but his wife was quick to bring him under her control. He has been an Arsenal season ticket holder for many years and his passion for the gunners was simply too strong and despite disaproval from the other half he once again renewed his ticket for the 2000/2001 season. But he paid a terrible price for this 'disobedience'. His wife noted down all the fixtures and made sure she new when to spring a 'family get-to-gether' on him. He has missed many big games this season as a result of these 'Family Do's' and also many 'essential'
DIY jobs. He isn't allowed to watch any football on TV and has even been made to go on countryside walks just to be kept away from it. Paddy wanted to get a SkyDigital system but was refused it on the grounds that there is too much sport on it, especially football! This has led to much micky taking from his mates and has been forced to hide his shame behind a baseball cap and neatly trimmed but dodgy goaty beard. With all the stress he lost all most all of his ginger hair and his head now resembles a highly polished pink bowling ball.

For poor Paddy, Chip and others like them, i would like to pledge allegiance to the Save Chip campaign so that one day we will be rid of Sarah and her killjoy kind.

SAVE CHIP
DONT LET SARAH WIN!

Yours faithfully,
Kris (North Bank Gooner)