Rachel Khlare FanSite



Rachel Khlare is a CUTE 16 year old girl from Cumberland, Maryland. She is a muffin, CUTEMUFFIN, Ninja ,and is simply AMAZING... She has Reddish hair, which changes as she desires it. She likes music, art, food, and of course, herself. She wears smexxxican glasses, colorful clothes, and is just flippin' sweet!!! She turns heads as she burns them with her fiery good looks. She is the second hottest thing ever, only behind that of thermite...

She was born on July 25, 1991 at Sacred Heart Hospital in LaVale, MD.
She was scouted to be the first ever Gerber supermodel, however, her press secretary declined the offer due to ligistical issues.

She is also the only person to bring a dead puppy back to life just with her looks. Rachel has won numerous awards such as the Nobel Peace Prize, Sexiest Girl Alive, and many others..

She wears amazing glasses and often "steams up" the lenses by just thinking of herself. she beat chuck norris in a deathmatch. she has owned over 400,236,136 noobs as of May 1, 2008. She is a junior in high school, though she makes all the senior girls feel inferior by comparison.

she got tired of stealing other girls boyfriends, because she said that it wasn't a challenge, just like the girls themselves. (Mc pwned!!!!!! lolz)

NASA went on a mission to the center of everything just recently to try and find out why rachel is so "out of this world" amazing, and they have yet to return...

scientists once thought that they could use the heat from rachel khlare to add flavor to rocket fuel to make it taste better, but soon realized that rachel khlare cannot be contained...

In 2008, MC Josh wrote a rap song about her, and she loved it..








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