Blonde Jokes
100% pure blond jokes. Made with 100% pure laughter.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Answer: Tell her to go sit in the corner of a round room
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Give her a piece of paper that says 'turnover' on both sides
One sunny day a Russian, an American and a blonde are walking down the street. They were talking and getting to know eachother and they started talking about history. The Russian's chest swells up and he says proudly "We were the first to land on Mars!"
The American says "We were the first to land on the moon!" The blonde's chest puffs up the most and she says "Yeah, I bet you can't beat this, we're going to be the first to land on the sun!" The Russian and the American look at eachother and chuckle then the Russian says to the blonde "Your joking right? You think that you can do that? You'll burn if you get anywhere near it!" The blonde starts laughing and says "HELLO!!! WE'RE GOING AT NIGHT!!!!"
A blonde finds a kid at a park and gives him a note. It says, "Your son has been kidnapped, leave 10,000 dollars in a bag at the oak tree near the swings. Signed, The Blonde" "Go give this to your mommy", she says.
One day a brunette was walking thru the woods, when she came upon a magic lamp. She picked it up, and rubbed it. A genie flew out, and said "I will give you three wishes for freeing me. BUT, any wishes you get, three blondes in the world will get double of what you get." Now, the brunette HATED blondes, and so she though carefully. She said, "i wish i had a million dollars." POOF, she got a million, and three blondes got two million. Then she said, "i wish that i had a hott boyfriend." POOF, she got one, three blondes each got two. then, she spent a few minutes thinking about the last wish. She spotted a large stick nearby, and got an idea. She said, "see that stick over there? i wish you would beat me half to death with it."
One time a blondle was walking to her bff's house and the only thing making the two cities seperite was a railroad track. Ond day the blone was on her way to her bff's house and she saw a brunett jumping back and forth on the railroad track singing 22 22 22, the blonde thought, "Loser," and walked on. The next day she was walking to her bff's house and saw the brunett jumping back and forth on the railroad track singing 22 22 22, she thought, "Loser," and walked on. The next day she went to her bff's house she saw the burrnett again jumping back and forth on the railroad tracks singing 22 22 22, this time she thought it looked fun so the blonde jumped on the railroad tracks jumping back and forth singing 22 22 22, the burrnet heard train coming and jumped off the tracks, the blonde did not hear it---- the blonde got hit and killed. The burrnett didn't care. The brunnett junped back on the tracks and started singing 23 23 23.
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