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Hey, its me, Chris!
Prank Call:
"Knock, Knock"
"Who's There?"
Then HANG UP!
Here is the joke of the week.
Sait Peter is talking to God, and he can only let in 33% of souls into heaven, so he will let in the people with the worst deaths. So there are 3 guys at the gate, and Sait Peter told them what he has to do. He asks the first guy, "What happened to you?" "Well", he said "I thought that my wife was cheating on me, so in the middle of the day, I came home from work. She was in the shower, but the guy was nowhere in the apartment, so I go on the balcony of my 22nd story apartment, and I find this guy hanging there.So I am beating on his hands, and he wouldn't let go. So I ran inside, got a hammer, and then beat on his hands. He fell all the way down, on bushes. So I went in side and I was pushing my fridge, which weighed a ton, and pushed it off and killed him. But then I felt so sorry I shot myself." "Thats pretty sad." St. Peter said, "Stand on the side." He goes to the next guy. "What about you?" "Well" the guy says, "I was on my Tredmill on the balcony of my 23rd floor, and it went crazy and sent me over the side. I caught myself on the story below me, and a guy comes and beats on my hands. He then got a hammer and did it, so I fell all the way down and I thought I was dead. I wasn't. I fell on bushes, but when I looked up, a fridge killed me." "Wow, stand to the side." He goes to the Third guy. "And you?" "Well, imagine this. I am in a firgde...naked..."
If anyone has anything to say or has a joke for me to post, e-mail me.
I was thinking of going to the movies this weekend, but I didn't, too bad.
GAMES!
Grand Theft Auto Vice City, and I love it. I got to put up the download on this site, but I can't for the current period of this time. If you need and good Cheats for GTA Vice City, Red Faction 2, or any other games, go to PS2cheats.com, listed at bottom.
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