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Polly 'Toytown' Toynbee
Site dedicated to Polly Toytown, infallible Guardian columnist, top creepy liberal and her infantile opinions which she is unable to defend in debate. Sample: Britain is the poorest country in Europe.
So Tony Blair has failed then. So why does she support Labour with childish enthusiasm?
You might think that a country where half of households have a car, 3/4 a mobile phone and where most people are overweight would qualify as rich. (Naturally, Polly Toytown believes fat people are poor, and somehow forced to spend money they don't have on donuts etc. On her planet there is no connection between having money and spending it).
Or, money can be spent several times over. I.e. on childcare centres, transport (Polly prefers a car, of course), 3d world debt, youth clubs (infallible answer to crime, if only you spend enough money) et j'en passe.) In a poor country, would the Auto Trader - which owns the Gorjan - be worth over a billion pounds? How much is the Ukrainian equivalent (Autovich Traderski) worth? ?00? But the Ukraine is in Europe. When last sighted.
Nov. 16. "The nanny state is the good state." (What if the nanny state did something you didn't like?)
Dec. 15. Polly opposes the bill on religious hatred. Surprise. As the "Islamophobic media personality of the year", as she was voted by some of her Moslem admirers (there are myriads). She ends with a rousing call to ban religious schools. Her intolerance is shared by Prof Dawkins, by the way. "Persecution is tolerance" - as we say in Newspeak. (German "Neusprech" and French "Novlangue", by the way.)
Dec. 16. (Numero exceptionel). Mr Blunkett resigns. Boo-hoo. You might think that, as an exceptionnally crazed Marxist-Feminist, she would condemn his alpha male behaviour. But no. Powerful men must have any woman they want.
Dec. 21. According to the Guardian today, only 3% of reported rapes lead to a conviction. According to Polly Pot, the fear of crime is very much exaggerated.
Full texts of her twice weekly screams are at the high-n-mighty Guardian's web site. Wednesday & Friday.
Apr05. If Herr Ratzinger is God's Rottweiler, Polly is the Guardian's
Rottweiler.
June. Cherie B accepting loadsa money for her speeches "threatens social cohesion". Unlike violent crime, of course.
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