Hillo! Thanks for taking the time to check out my web page. You may have already seen my friend Nick's web page, if not click on his address down at the bottom. Anyway, this site is very serious. It has many forgotten quotes and facts that have been passed down through the years. This site has changed may peoples life's including mine."If it weren't for this site I would still be sleeping in alley's and airport restrooms." say's a reader named Adam. Now read on and belive....

If practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, why practice?

Trees break wind

If medicine isn't an exact science, how come they know exactly how much to charge you?

Every once in a while, I have an urge to read a book, but I usually go and eat an apple instead.

Do you know where I can get some wholesale zarfs?

Don't you hate it when you run out of clean baloney?

I have a secret army of potatoes ready to strike at any moment!

Did Noah have litter boxes on the ark or did he send all the animals to the poop deck?

Dogs eat blue cheese, because, hey, it's an improvement

Do you know where i can get a life?

I was normal once- I didn't like it

Grass doesn't taste so good after a while.

Chang

When you think about it, drinking from the toilet is very sophistocated.

Let's all go to Uranus!

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