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Sayings:
1.You ain’t bumpin’ your gums.
2.Up shit creek without a paddle in a chicken-wire canoe headin’ for Dead Man Falls.
3.Are you stupid or French?
4.Don’t get your thong in a wad.
5.Being a Canadian is like having one foot on shore and one foot in the canoe.
6.Manitoba has two seasons:--black flies and snow flies.
7.I don’t have a dog in this fight.
8.That was an S.B.D.
9.Oh, take a cold potato and sit on it.
10.She’s riding the cotton pony.
11.We got B.L.T. Let’s blow.
12.Doing the nasty puppy.
13.Sex is the question; “NO” is the answer.
14.He’s trying to look very C.F.A.
15.Send out an S.O.S. ‘cause you’re Struck On Stupid.
Poems:
TO BE ANNOUNCED
Jokes:
TO BE ANNOUNCED
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