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Business Opportunity Available - Join for FREE !!!
$17,885 a week!! What a bunch of baloney! Hype, Hype, Hype for crying out loud! Stop harassing us! Cut the Bull! Cut the Crap you bully! I want an opportunity that I can earn a realistic income at home on my PC simply and just get rid of my boss! I want to get a decent paycheck in my mailbox! $1000 or $2000 a month would be fine! I am ready to work for it! DOING NOTHING!! Ha ha ha, What a joke! Yah, you will do it for me and I have to open up my wallet right? Ha ha ha!
I am not dumb! Give me an opportunity that I can earn while I learn and don't rush me! I also want a private teacher and don't want to pay him to teach me! Yeah!! And I want a Guru! A Master! A Heavy Hitter available! Not a wannabe! I want him to teach me how to build a nice web site also!
I want him to teach me how to make banners that pull, killer ads! I want the whole deal for free for crying out loud! I want him to be honest and truthful and give it straight to me every time! Oh and I don't want to make phone calls! Give me a break! I want to work completely online!
I want an opportunity that is Better Business Bureau approved! Yah, that's right! I want only the best! I want an opportunity which will not close down and has been around for a bunch of years!
Other than that, forget it buddy! I am tired of losing money online! WHAT??.... did you say 30 bucks to upgrade? Are you nuts? NO, NO, NO, I want to get in FREE to start!! I am not a bank Dingo! If I like the business and know I will make money, I would consider upgrading obviously! It better be a product that has value that sells so I can make a bunch of sales.
WHAT did you say?... Are you pulling my leg? You mean if I fill out the form below, I will get ALL what I asked above? Hey come on now, I am pretty skeptical, I mean you supply me all that I asked for free!..... really? A Free Opportunity, A Free private teacher, a bunch of sales, and decent paychecks?? Ok. Ok, Ok, I'm signing up!
YES!!!..That's right you can get the same thing too with no obligation! Simply fill out the simple form below and I will get back to you as soon as possible and start teaching you right away!! I know you are excited but please have some patience as it is not an auto-responder that will reply. Thank you!
Update!!
Due to many people who are too lazy to reply back to my emails to teach them free, I added some requirements below. You can write to me only if you know you can meet these requirements. If I would ask you for money, I would understand your skepticism and since it is not the case, I can only conclude that many are sleeping on their PC.
REQUIREMENTS
1) Be able to reply to my 1st welcome e-mail once you receive it within 3 days. No if's and but's! If you are not alert in business don't even think about getting close to one.
2) Must have some ambition to the very least
3) Must have the will to succeed and make it happen!
4) Must want money badly, badly badly!
5) And the last requirement is you must know that Bill Gates is the richest person on this planet! No if's and but's... a whopping 50% don't know that one. But I guess I just told you..LOL
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