CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS

Mother, I promise to behave in this one.

Christopher Columbus 1451 - 1506

Let me add that up, ok, I think it comes to 666.

Mr Columbus, I have waited 40 years to write this truth.

As Socrates has reported to have said when asked, what is education? "Know Thyself".

I agree!

Sir Christopher Columbus, tell the truth what did you discover?

Answer: Ummm?

Mr Columbus, thank you for being honest. For those of you that are hard of hearing, Sir Christopher Columbus has now honestly replied: "Crack Houses", "Pagan Religion", "Alcoholics", "Prostitutes", "Slavery", "Pagan Xmas" and "Ghettos".

Sorry Mr Columbus what was that?

Answer: "I was just further adding to that, with laughter, if I were black, I doubt it, if I would make the barbecue rack."

Well Mr Columbus, I am sure that you would be fine, seeing that you came from the ghetto of a Pirates life. What was it I read about you: "A Merciless Pirate".

To be quite frank, Mr Columbus, I understand that to be our modern-day version of eating meat. How did those black folks taste? Afterall, there were no Macdonalds back then, (smiling), no, Mr Columbus, no! Your silly, no....

Were you responsible for the Big Mac saga as well?

O Mr Columbus, I better end this interview, you will be telling me next that you discovered barbecue ribs.

Mr Columbus, before I go, how in hell did you get away with such bull?

Answer: "Well, you cannot discover North America and the Carribean without drinking 100% white rum, and smoking that pure grass Man. Then you have that good old religion thang, that I had to bring back home, with those slaves on ship, and sell that like crap man."

Who dressed you up?

Answer: "Well, to tell you the truth, those black women of the Carribean, Man can they stitch."

Mr Columbus, what did you do for love?

Answer: "What's love? I just about could walk and I guess, I had something, I think."

Mr Columbus, thank you for being honest in the spirit. You must be one wet Man in hell, laughing your ass off, quite a bit.

I hope now that the world can lay your crap to rest, and tell people the truth, just as I have written this version of the likely truth, they will SEE that paganism is dead.

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