Some Strange Shit
NEWS:
We have some fresh dirt on the Packmaster. Check out Schroeders dumb ass on myspace : http://www.myspace.com/platteguy. Im upating this at work, man I saw this shit and laughed so hard my boss was like what the hell is so funny? Nothing just fags.
Becuase of his false listings at Myspace he is being awarded 500 points for saying he is straight, and 200 points for saying he is a metro sexual - which I think is worse than being a fag. Man Schroeder never ends with the stupidity online, from back in the day with his gay ass instant messanger profiles to his myspace.
This here says more than enough :
"BACKthenHOESdidntWANTme--NOW-im-HOT-hoes-ALL-on-ME"
Male
19 years old
Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin
Then check this out : Some ppl say im a metro but its cool, I guess that just means I got good taste.
Man Schroeder is totally gonna be packmaster 2006. With out a doubt.
Ryan Schroeders gayness making the headlines?
I was surfing the web the other day and saw something that really caught my attention. I was doing a Google search on "ryan schroeder". The results are very interesting. The Tenth listing read : Helen Schneider (I), Marlin D. Schroeder, Ryan J. Schuknecht, Bruce Schultz, Eric Schultz ... opposed federal amendment to ban gay marriage, believing that extending the institution....
This really was a Wisconsin deabte that Ryan Schroeder recently took part in.
Man Schroeder is such a fag...
Check out why fags can't get married at : http://www.wisconsinvote.org/candidates/candetails.cfm?candidateid=1358
In other news I have gathered 18 cents in releif funds for Hurrican Katrina Victims. If you would like to be as nice and kind and ungay as me help donate with me. E-mail me and I will tell you how to send me your money. DO NOT send it directly to the Red Cross. Send it all to me and then I will send it all in because the Red Cross likes large lump sums, not fucking 18 cent single donations you fucking assholes.
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NEWS:
2000 POINTS? ALREADY?
Thats right you arnt hearing things Ryan Shroeder whoops let out the name has become the first packer this year to reach 2000 points! Quite an event! If he keeps up packing like this he will surley beat his record of 8,960 points easily! Good luck to him and all the other packers!
PAUL PAUL PAUL PAUL PAUL!!!
Thats right people! Fans thirst him nomore!! Thats right Paul Ludowussi is finally in the Pack Master League Competion!!! Sean Raferty went too long with out points got eliminated and lets in Paul! Paul curently will now take in all the points that Sean had. Not only that but every time Stu pronounces him "done" it will be worth 20 points! O yes you are hearing right this isnt a lie! Does Paul have what it takes to win? Many think so and many fans are glad to see him in! wink wink "in". Well Paul nothing more to say but congratulations and good luck through out a succsessfull packmaster year!
TYLER COMPLAINING AGAIN BUT WHY?
Well as some may know Tyler wants to get out of the competion (although he loves his fans greatly). And any time he receives points he has to go another mounth to get eliminated unless you are with in the top 3 places. But Tyler didnt get any points? Thats right but now that Paul is in Everyones non packing score goes back down to 0 so for anyone else to be eliminated there will be another mounth long wait. Sorry Tyler just keep clean for another mounth hahahhahahah
ALEX BRUSSTMANN? SHOULD HE BE REUNITED AS A JUDGE?
Alex Brustmann is currently in reconsideration of being reunited as a pack master leauge competion judge. He is greatly shown to be able to be back in but the main problem is would three judges cause a rukus? We are not too sure but main point to be made Alex Brustmann may be back!
TYLER GIVEN UNFAIR POINTS?
As some may know tyler received points for doing a very packish deed to keep him in the competion. He denies all acounts of the packing. What he did will not be said but it involved grabbing his dick and playing with his tities whoops that was a big clue. But main thing Tyler wants to say is there should be a packmaster court to determine points. We have in the past done things somewhat simmular and we decided to under go the court idea. With in accounts of the packing Tyler was found guitly in all cases of the packing and recived 100 points. His message to the fans he loves them all but has decided to try to get eliminated,thats right he WANTS to try to be eliminated.
TYLER ROSSEBO WHAT NOW?
Well apparently as some may know Tyler was close to being eliminated, in fact Nov 6th was set to be his day to get out. But he went and broke this long streak of no packing and got 100 points! He was outraged at being givin points the last day had to go with out them, and now hes still in the game. Too bad for ol Tyler....
STEVE LOFTUS PACKMASTER OF THE QUARTER
This guy is an all time great! For the first quarter Steve has been in 1rst place twice NOW! And not only that but he is currently in the lead! He is winning by quite a bit. Is Ryan Shroeder losing it? We dont know, but Steve is definitly starting to be a main factor in the competion.We just might have a new PACKMASTER OF THE YEAR!
TYLER ROSSEBO? WHERE IS HE?
Some of you may have reilized Tyler isn't even close to 1000 points yet! Tyler someone who in the past years has had tremendous scores is really cuttin back on the pack. Is he no longer a packer? If he goes on with out reciving points for then next two weeks he will be forced to be eliminated.
IS RYAN REALLY BEING SCREWED?
Well as he claims every year he is forced into being packmaster of the year. He says simply this,"no matter what I do i get points for no reason, you guys just screw me in this every year errrraahhh". What have we to say to such simply profound and unexeptiable whinning? We say he has to first settel down and reilize how packish he does act. But not just that he is not screwed at all. At some points we would say to him thats 1000 points and that made him feel screwed,but that many points were never added to his score! Basic conclusion to this matter is that PACK MASTER LEAGUE COMPETION(PMLC)is always far and makes sure only the most packish packer wins!
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