))My SiCk AnD TwIsTeD WoRlD((
I'm Lorena as you know from my description is says Queen Of Revenge (given plently of that back to people) Insults(given out many of those)and pranks(did alot of those) anyway I'm also the philosopher, author and poet. I suck at spelling and gammer so go suck air if your gonna be all up tight about it.
My biggest philosophy right is drugs and war. Have you ever seen a high person, well their all happy. Just happy junkies. Now what If everyone was? You know damn well that if everyone in the world was high there wouldn't be any wars. Maybe lots of deaths, but no wars.
I suck at math, and i suck at being just being happy, I need my little drug called SUGAR (when i mean sugar I mean sugar)Other than that I'm just a sarcastic, PMS case, joking making, vengeful, chaos causer, back-talking smart-ass bitch. Ah what can you do about it?
Other than that I'm somewhat normal. Hell I am the defintion of normal LOL (that's the biggest lie I've ever told!) Did I forget to mention I'm bipolar or something like that I wasn't paying attention when the doctor started talking....^.^U
So besides that you knwo mostly everything about my personalitly. Except I love rock music, I love guys with unusal hair colors, favorite color black, and my favorite flower is a lily. I beleive in God and do believe in ghosts. AND I LOVE ANIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love Yu YU hakusho, and then there's Case Closed, DBZ, adn then Happy lessons!
I like reading my favorite comics are Lenore, Johnny the Homicidial (sp?) Manaic, Yu Yu Hakusho, X-men, Spiderman, and but not least Zits.
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OK here are some of the insults that I will throw at people there not the best, but they will get the job done.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray
I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
**my personal favorites**
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama twice the man you are!
Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics.
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper
Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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