THE PORT HURON PEDOPHILE SONG LYRICS!!!
THE PORT HURON PEDOPHILE SONG LYRICS!!!
(Words and Music Copyright (c)1999 by John North Wright.
Words and Music were both written
during the night between Wednesday, July 21, 1999 and
Thursday, July 22, 1999. The audio
was first recorded at DALE'S Basement on Thursday
Afternoon, with myself on
keyboards and lead vocals and JOE BURDICK on drums,
producing and singing back-up vocals.
Further sweetening/overdubbing/additional instrumentation
is in progress. )
BUT THE ABOVE IS ALL BULLSHIT, I DECIDED!! IN THE ABOVE
VERSION, MY
LYRICS ARE UNINTELLIGIBLE, LIKE ALMOST ALL THE LYRICS IN
ALMOST ALL
SONGS BY 'THE DIRTYS!!'; SO I DECIDED TO DO IT ALL MYSELF,
MEANING,
VOCALS, DRUM MACHINE AND A VERY SIMPLE BASS/VOCAL LINE
PLAYED BY MYSELF ON MY CASIO KEYBOARD. THE RESULTS CAN BE
HEARD - ASSUMING YOUR BROWSER HAS A REAL AUDIO PLAYER/REAL
PLAYER G2 - BY CLICKING ON HERE!!! GO
TO MY FREE REAL AUDIO VERSION OF 'THE PORT HURON
PEDOPHILE!!!
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NOVEMBER 13, 1999, SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
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Now that the First ACKERMAN TRIAL has resulted in a HUNG JURY on all
the FELONY Counts and AJAX has been Sentenced to a YEAR IN JAIL for
all the MISDEMEANOR Counts (Concurrently), and the Starting Date for
the Second ACKERMAN TRIAL has been announced as February 15, 2000, I have decided to let all you Net-Surfers/Loyal Pacific Paradise fans
CLICK-ON HERE TO GO TO
www.audiogalaxy.com/bands/rattlesnake/englishreal/THE DIRTY.html
which is the above-described JOE-BURDICK-PRODUCED-IN-THE-CLASSIC-'DIRTYS'-STYLE cassette/CD, entitled 'THE DIRTYS'-STYLE PEDOPHILE!!!',
Featuring not just JOE AND DALE on Backing Vocals, but two more songs
featuring DIRTY LARRY's VOCALS!!! The second song on this RealAudio
File is about 4-5 minutes of DIRTY LARRY singing
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I'VE BEEN DRUG-ABUSED/FOR A LITTLE TOO LONG/TO STOP NOW!!!
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Followed by about 60 seconds worth of DIRTYS-STYLE GUITAR with
DIRTY LARRY SCREAMING SOMETHING!! (The only Intelligible Word I
could make out was 'PEDOPHILE!!!' This may well be the very last
thing DIRTY LARRY TerBOSCH ever recorded; I received my copy of the Work on or about August 25, 1999 and DIRTY LARRY DIED a month later
on September 25, 1999...
HE CAME RIDING INTO TOWN ON A SIXTEEN-FOOT HOBIE CAT!!!
HE DOCKED IT IN BLACK RIVER. THEN HE WALKED UP TO 'CLEAR
CHOICES' AND
ASKED 'CAN YOU HELP ME FIND A THIRTEEN-YEAR-OLD BIMBO
WHO CAN SHOW ME WHERE ITS REALLY AT!?!?'
CHORUS
G C A E C A C C E
HE WAS THE PORT HURON PEDOPHILE!!!
G C A E C A C C E
HE WAS THE PORT HURON PEDOPHILE!!
G C A E C C C C E
HE WAS THE PORT HURON PEDOPHILE!!!
A E D C A
ALTHOUGH HE'S GUILTY!!!....................
E D C A E D G A ( 'MILE'
HAS TWO SYLLABLES! )
GUILTY BY A COUNTRY MILE.....
A E D C A E D G
A
AND, THOUGH HE TRIED WITH ALL HIS GUILE,
A E E D C A A E D G A
HE NEVER DID GET NATTALSNAKE TO SMILE!!!
A A E D C A E D G
A
AND WE JUST CAN'T SHAKE OUR SECRET SMILE
A A E DC A E E G A
WHEN WE THINK ABOUT OUR PEDOPHILE!!!!
HE ACQUIRED A GREAT BIG HARLEY WITH SOME FUNDS HE SOMEHOW
FOUND!!!
YOU COULD TELL WHEN HE WAS COMING; YOU COULD TELL IT FROM
THE SOUND!!!
THEN HE STARTED HOSTING DANCES FOR PORT HURON'S WAYWARD
TEENS...
AND HE STARTED TAKING CHANCES, LIVING WAY BEYOND HIS
MEANS!!!
CHORUS
G C A E C A C C E
HE WAS THE PORT HURON PEDOPHILE!!!
G C A E C A C C E
HE WAS THE PORT HURON PEDOPHILE!!
G C A E C C C C E
HE WAS THE PORT HURON PEDOPHILE!!!
A E D C A
ALTHOUGH HE'S GUILTY!!!....................
E D C A E D G A ( 'MILE'
HAS TWO SYLLABLES! )
GUILTY BY A COUNTRY MILE.....
A E D C A A E D
G A
AND, THOUGH HE TRIED FOR A LONG, LONG WHILE,
A E E D C A A E D G A
HE NEVER DID GET NATTALSNAKE TO SMILE!!!
A A E D C A E D G
A
AND WE JUST CAN'T SHAKE OUR SECRET SMILE
A A E DC A E E G A
WHEN WE THINK ABOUT OUR PEDOPHILE!!!!
PEOPLE LIKED TO LOAN HIM MONEY; THEY LIKED HAVING HIM
AROUND!!!
AND THE PRESS JUST LOVED HIS STORIES ABOUT HOW HE'D
TURNED HIS LIFE AROUND!!!
WHEREVER THERE WAS A GOOD DEED TO DO, THERE 'AJAX' COULD
BE FOUND!!!
AND WITHIN A FEW SHORT YEARS HE WAS THE MAYOR OF OUR
TOWN!!!
CHORUS
G C A E C A C C E
HE WAS THE PORT HURON PEDOPHILE!!!
G C A E C A C C E
HE WAS THE PORT HURON PEDOPHILE!!
G C A E C C C C E
HE WAS THE PORT HURON PEDOPHILE!!!
A E D C A
ALTHOUGH HE'S GUILTY!!!....................
E D C A E D G A ( 'MILE'
HAS TWO SYLLABLES! )
GUILTY BY A COUNTRY MILE.....
A E D C A E D G A
AND, THOUGH HE LIKES IT DOGGIE STYLE
A E E D C A A E D G A
HE NEVER DID GET NATTALSNAKE TO SMILE!!!
A A E D C A E D G
A
AND WE JUST SHAKE HIDE OUR SECRET SMILE
A A E DC A E E G A
WHEN WE THINK ABOUT OUR PEDOPHILE!!!!
HE WAS EVERYBODY'S BUDDY - RIDING ON THAT MEDIA STREAM!!!
A TOUGH GUY FROM THE STREETS WHOSE LIFE HAD BECOME A
WONDROUS DREAM!!!
AND IF BIMBOLINAS LIKED TO VISIT HIM
ALTHOUGH AGAINST THE REGULATION,
WHO WAS HE TO DENY THEIR RIGHTS
TO SEXUAL INTEGRATION!?!?!?
CHORUS
G C A E C A C C E
HE WAS THE PORT HURON PEDOPHILE!!!
G C A E C A C C E
HE WAS THE PORT HURON PEDOPHILE!!
G C A E C C C C E
HE WAS THE PORT HURON PEDOPHILE!!!
A E D C A
ALTHOUGH HE'S GUILTY!!!....................
E D C A E D G A ( 'MILE'
HAS TWO SYLLABLES! )
GUILTY BY A COUNTRY MILE.....
A E D C A A E
D G A
AND, THOUGH HE'S SMOOTH AS A BATHROOM TILE,
A E E D C A A E D G A
HE NEVER DID GET NATTALSNAKE TO SMILE!!!
A A E D C A E D G
A
AND WE JUST CAN'T SHAKE OUR SECRET SMILE
A A E DC A E E G A
WHEN WE THINK ABOUT OUR PEDOPHILE!!!!
THEN ONE SAD DAY, THREE WEEKS TILL MAY,
HIS LIFE HIT ITS FATAL FLAW!!!
THOSE BIMBOES WHO LOVED TO SING FOR HIM
WERE NOW SINGING FOR THE LAW!!!
WITH FIVE AND TWENTY FELONY COUNTS AND MORE COMING IN
EACH WEEK,
HE RESIGNED AND TOOK HIS LAWYER'S ADVICE
WHO TOLD HIM NOT TO SPEAK!!!!
BUT SPEAK I CAN, AND SPEAK I SHALL;
AND THIS IS WHAT I'LL SAY:
FROM HIGH TO LOW, FROM GOOD TO BAD,
EACH DOG MUST HAVE ITS DAY!!!!
CHORUS
G C A E C A C C E
HE WAS THE PORT HURON PEDOPHILE!!!
G C A E C A C C E
HE WAS THE PORT HURON PEDOPHILE!!
G C A E C C C C E
HE WAS THE PORT HURON PEDOPHILE!!!
A E D C A
ALTHOUGH HE'S GUILTY!!!....................
E D C A E D G A ( 'MILE'
HAS TWO SYLLABLES! )
GUILTY BY A COUNTRY MILE.....
A E D C A E D G A
AND, THOUGH HE KEEPS A SECRET FILE,
A E E D C A A E D G A
HE NEVER DID GET NATTALSNAKE TO SMILE!!!
A A E D C A E D G
A
AND WE JUST CAN'T SHAKE OUR SECRET SMILE
A A E DC A E E G A
WHEN WE THINK ABOUT OUR PEDOPHILE!!!!
(LAST VERSE ADDED JANUARY 17, 2000/WORSHIP MARK TOWNLEY DAY!!!)
LOTS OF NEWSWAGENS CAME ROLLING
INTO TOWN ON JUDGEMENT DAY!!!
LOTS OF TALK SHOWS WERE A-POLLING
WHAT THAT JURY WOULD THEN SAY!!!
ALMOST NO-ONE THOUGHT ABOUT
THEIR MIXTURE OF BELIEF AND DOUBT
IN WITNESSES SO VERY YOUNG
STILL, THE JURY WAS COMPLETELY HUNG!!!
AND REMAINS SO TILL THIS VERY DAY!!!
GCAECACCE
HE WAS THE POURED URINE PEDOPHILE!!!
GCAECACCE
HE WAS THE POURED URINE PEDOPHILE!!!
GCAECACCE
HE WAS THE POURED URINE PEDOPHILE!!!
AEDCA
ALTHOUGH HE'S GUILTY...
EDCAEDGA
GUILTY BY A COUNTRY MI-LE!!!
AEDCAEDGA
AND THOUGH HE GOT A SECOND TRIAL,
AEEDCAADGA
HE NEVER DID GET NATTALSNAKE TO SMILE!!!
AAEDCAEDGA
AND WE JUST CANT SHAKE OUR SECRET SMILE
AAEDCAEEGA
WHEN WE THINK ABOUT OUR PEDOPHILE!!!!!
E
PED......
E
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G A
PHI....LE!!!!!!
