Go Ahead Express Yourself with Nasty Talking Bears
Go Ahead Express Yourself with Bitchy Bear, Ballsy Bear and Badass Bear the world's nastiest talking teddy bears around. Queer Bear the world's gayest talking teddy bear around. Lock up your liquor, hide your kid sister and you might want to hide your little brother too. You're in trouble with these guys around! They give a whole new meaning to "Go Ahead Express Yourself".
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Badass Bear
Who needs another teddy bear that says, "I wuv you?" Give your friends, family and loved ones nasty talking Badass Bear, the gift that says what you really mean.
Badass Bear says:
"I'm not real good with names. Mind if I call you s%$thead?"
"Your mouth's writing checks you?re a## can't cash."
"F%$kin' A, bubba!"
"I'm 49% sonuva#%&ch, 51% motherf$#&er!"
"I woke up this morning broke, sticky and confused."
"F%$k you, a%*hole!"
"Do I look like I give a f%$k?"
"Sounds like bulls%$t to me!"
"See you in H%&l!"
"Practice safe sex. Go f%$k yourself!"
Badass Bear measures 15 inches tall and says 21 different phrases.
Badass Bear is NOT FOR CHILDREN. Duh. We strongly recommend that you do not give them to kids. His appearance may be cute, but his mouth is rough. Do you really want your little sister to learn these words from a teddy bear?
Badass Bear was the new bear on the block and was getting sick of your attitude and replacing it with his own. He's now taking over in a big way. Within a day or two, he will even become the man of your house.
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Bitchy Bear
Bitchy Bear - so sweet and cuddly till she opens her mouth-then watch out! Kinda reminds me of my ex. This cute little critter turns into an obnoxious, foul mouth monster. If you are easily offended, she is definitely not for you but if you have a great sense of humor or just want to offend someone else, she is exactly what you are looking for!
Ever wanted to tell someone something vulgar but just lacked the nerve? Well Bitchy Bear has no problem saying it for you loud and clear!
Bitchy Bear says:
"Go f%$k yourself!"
"My dog's got a bigger d!*k than that!"
"Until they make diet semen, I refuse to swallow."
"I've got PMS and a gun. Any questions?"
"Oh, eat sh#t!"
"On your knees, boy!"
"I've got a strap-on. Let's see how you like it."
"F%$k off and die!"
"I smell p*#sy-whipped!"
"Are you in yet?"
Bitchy Bear measures 15 inches tall and says 22 different phrases.
She really is a nasty talking piece of work, NOT FOR CHILDREN but broad minded adults will find her hilarious.
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Ballsy Bear
Ballsy Bear is not a toy nor has he ever suffered from this misconception. He’s an outspoken, crude, lewd, nasty talking bear! Don’t let his appearance fool you!
Ballsy Bear is NOT FOR CHILDREN. Duh. We strongly recommend that you do not give them to kids. His appearance may be cute, but his mouth is rough. Do you really want your little sister to learn these words from a teddy bear?
Ballsy Bear says:
"I've got a stiffy that just won't quit!"
"Kiss my %$*@ing ass!"
"I swear. She told me she was 18!"
"Squeal like a pig!"
"I got your warm and fuzzy right here!"
"You know what they say, baby. The bigger the belly, the sweeter the juice!"
"Whoa! Acid flashback!"
"What part of f&#k off don't you understand?"
"Blow me!"
Ballsy Bear measures 16 inches tall and says 21 different phrases.
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Queer Bear
Who needs another teddy bear that says, "I wuv you?" Give your friends, family and loved ones gay talking Queer Bear, the gift that expresses what you really mean.
Queer Bear says:
"I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is."
"Work it, b$&ch!"
"That's Mr. Faggot to you."
"You go girl... but your boyfriend can stay."
"Two of a kind beats a straight."
"If you can rope me, you can ride me."
"Jane's not the only one who likes D#&k!"
"I f#&k anything that moves... so don't fidget!"
"Having a fabulous weekend - wish you were queer."
"Lets get one thing straight. I'm not!"
Queer Bear measures 16 inches tall and says 21 different phrases. This is not when he’s on his back either.
Queer Bear is NOT FOR CHILDREN. Duh. We strongly recommend that you do not give them to kids. His appearance may be cute, but his mouth is kind of rough. Do you really want your little sister or little brother to learn these words from a teddy bear?
Imagine the faces when these bears drop the f-bomb! Is there a better way to say how much you care?
Face it: it's a sick and twisted world, and you've got a great sense of humor. Give 'em Ballsy Bear, Bitchy Bear, Badass Bear and Queer Bear, the gag gifts that reflect the REAL you!
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