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Wanna know more about me ?? Then read on………
NAME : H. Muthu Kumar
PSEUDONYM : Tin Tin
BORN ? : Yes
MODEL : 1974
ADDRESS : email@example.com and firstname.lastname@example.org
PHONE NUMBER : Dail D-A-R-L-I-N-G or 513-254-9688 (USA)
STATURE : 28-32-26 (in random order)
DATE OF BIRTH : 27th January.
SEX : Occassionally…ooops. Guess it? Only 4 guesses allowed.
ABOUT ME……. : I’m not a gentleman after 9.00 pm.
MY SEX APPEAL : my small beer belly ... My shining teeth. My….
MY BLISS…… : Somebody else’s ignorance.
HOBBIES : Cooking, porno… oops photography and practicing ornithology.
PASSION : Collecting old perfume & after shave
containers and designer T’ Shirts … and flying high..
FAV FOOD : Thigh oops..Thai food with a touch of continental…
FAV DRINK : Romanov’s vodka with citra and Bloody Mary- with a pinch of mint.
FAV ASSETS : My biceps, triceps and foreceps (search me completely to discover them)!
FAV HOLIDAYING SPOT : ‘Thigh’land in Asia and Hawaii in the west..
WE’D HONEYMOON IN : Mauritius..
FIRST THING I DO AFTER WAKING UP : Do my morning prayers to give me the strength to drive people crazy !
MY DAILY CHORES BEGIN WITH : The 5 S’s – Shit, Shave, Shampoo, Shower and Guess the 5th ‘S’.
LAST THING I DO BEFORE GOING TO BED : Get my legs off the ground.
MY STRENGTHS : My sense of tumor and my un’dressing sense.
MY WEAKNESS : Not worth mentioning. Moreover, I don’t want my counterparts to take unfair advantage of it.
MY SPECIAL ABILITY : My ability to spel things corecctly. I hardlee spel words rongly.
AMBITION : Involve myself with some social activity……self actualization.
FAV COLOUR : Sky blue and the greenery
FAV PERFUME : Drakkar Noir and Sergio Taccini
FAV BODY SPRAY : Poison.
FAV DRESS : Sky-blue denims with a white T shirt.
FAV TALC : Old Spice Musk.
FAV AFTER SHAVE : Cobra.
FAV AFTER F**K : Fresh lime juice.
FAV SPORT : Chess and ………!
MY FAV ORGAN : No points for guessing it right ! Indeed it is my brain. (you perverts..)
WHAT BRINGS TEARS IN MY EYES… : Cutting onions, soap in my eyes …..and poverty.
WHAT TOUCHES ME MOST : My soap, my pants, my towel & her…………….
MY THIRD FAV THING IN A WOMAN : Her face.
MY NECESSITIES : A freshly laundered hanky, a fat purse and some oxygen.
IDEA OF GOD : Thank God ! That I’m an atheist.
IDEA OF LOVE : An ocean of sentiments completely surrounded by expenses.
IDEA OF FRIENDSHIP : Just Give-N-Take policy. Of course less of give and more of take.
IDEA ‘BOUT GIRLS : A girl’s ‘NO’ is always a ‘MAYBE’ and a ‘MAYBE’ is always an ‘YES’
if we guys play our cards well.
WHAT I WANT IN MY WIFE : Long Hair, clean hands, long fingers , good sense of tumour, tall, should be able to take care of herself / me , etc.
FAV BEDROOM LINE(S): Which way do you prefer ??
Lights off, camera on, action!
If ye wanna play, I will set the rules.
Oh my god! How do I undo this?
Don’t condemn sex. Condom it!
FAV MODELS : Alicia Silverstone, Claudia Schiffer &
ACTRESSES ADMIRED: Meryl Streep, Michelle Pfeiffer and
Susan Sarandona and Sigourney Weaver.
ACTORS ADMIRED : Al Pacino & Harrison Ford.
FAV. COMEDIAN : Robert Williams of ‘Mrs. Doubtfire’ &
Wesley Snipes of ‘The Demolition Man’.
FAV. COMEDIENNE : Woophie Goldberg of ‘Ghost’ .
IDEA OF A HOLIDAY : On a hammock, near the beach, in Mauritius,
under my girl with a ‘Tiger’ Beer in one of my
hands (Guess whatz in the other hand ?)
FAV SPORTSMAN : Boris Becker… for his fighting spirit.
FAV SPORTSWOMAN : Gabriala Sabatini ….for you know what !
FAV ENGLISH MOVIE : The Demolition Man.
FAV CHINESE EATERY : Deng Tin Po (check out for its meaning in telugu)
I PREFER TO FORGET : Those 43 days of my unemployment as a fresher..
MY FAV ALBUM : But Seriously……Phil Collins.
Nothing particular..i like ALL BUMS..
MY FAV SONG : Western : Sacrifice – Elton John.
Bolly: Har fikr ko dhooen me
udaa ta chala gaya…. From ‘Hum Dono’
MY FAV SINGER : Male : Myself.
Female : Diana King of “ Shy guy fame”
FAV ROCK GROUPS : REM – Rapid Eye Movements.
EMF – Electro Motive Force
INXS – In Excess.
FAV INDIAN INSTRUMENT(S) : Flute and Sitaar.
MY MOTTO OF LIFE : Do or Get done.
MY FAV QUOTE : I asked Jesus how much he loved me.
“This Much”, said he, and spread his hands
wide, and died on the cross.
MY FAV. PERSONAL QUOTES :
To Err is human, but to forgive is not my policy.
Beauty is just skin deep.
Familiarity breeds contempt…and children.
I don’t spread rumours. I just start them.