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MULLETS SUCK!!!!
* Yeah Yeah....It's become quite a trend huh? Everyone at school this year seems to be sporting new mullet stuff. T-shirts, stickers, and photos. It seems like everyone wants to go mullet hunting and all. That's cool. For all of you aspiring mullet hunters, let me offer a few tips for a smoother hunt.
* Tip 1- Don't go looking for mullets at the mall. Skip all the middle class commercial areas and go straight for the bottom. Wal-Mart, Gas stations, Waffle House restaurants... You have to remember that the majority of them live in low-income areas...
* Tip 2- Always look in the windows of passing cars. This is a stellar place to see mullets. You have to remember, it is illegal to photograph in a lot of public places i.e.-Wal-Mart, malls, restaurants... Anyway, keep a look out for old beaten up cars...Firebird, Camaro, Cutlass, Novas, Chargers...you know the type
* Tip 3- Be careful about photographing. In more cases than one I have heard of camaras and things being smashed or damaged. The best way to go about it is to have a friend stand in a spot where you can clearly see them and the mullet. You act as if you are going to take a picture of your friend but aim for the mullet.
* Tip 4- Unless you want to get your ass kicked,or you are in a spot where you can get away before one catches you, don't yell at them. I know the temptation to start hollering "mullet!!" or "Nice Camaro!" or even "Love that taz tattoo, man!" is a hard one to fight. Just remember, most of them take anything as an excuse to fight. They are a wily bunch.
* Tip 5- Be Careful! This is a dangerous habbit and probably a gateway to other dangerous habbits. Think of it this way, It's all fun and games till someone gets caught/beat up/yelled at/in touble/or has a camara or some other belonging messed up or confiscated.

* A FEW COMMON NAMES FOR THE MULLET*
*ape drape
*hockey hair
*soccer rocker
*STLB (short top long back)
*spinal tap haircut
*rooster hair
*shlong (short+long)
(many others, those are just a few)
__________________________________________________________________________________ Mullet Games
* Game 1 (mullet padiddle)
This is an "in the car" game. You need at least 2 or more players. Each player stays on the lookout for passing cars with mullet passengers. If you see one, try to be the first to yell "MULLET!!" (you may even want to hang your head out the window while you do this so that the people in the other car hear you) Anyway, everyone but the first person to yell mullet must take off one article of clothing. Keep playing till you get to your destination. The most fully clothed wins.
* Game 2 (mullet memory)
You need at least 2 players and a lot of mullet pictures (2 of each kind). Flip them face down and mix 'em up. Take turns picking 2 cards and turning them over. Try to match the mullets. The most matches wins.
* Game 3 (pin the mullet on the person)
You need a picture of the back of someone's head and some little toy hair extentions (these can be found in the toy department of any store..they are probably by the barbie stuff). Put tape on the back of the hair extentions. Get the first player, blindfold them, dizzy 'em up, and let them try to pin the mullet on the back of the persons head in the picture. The closest hair extention wins.
* Game 4 (don't actually do this)
ok everytime you see someone with a mullet run up behind him with scissors and cut the fringe off and when he turns around , smack the fire out of him and make him thank you for doing him a favor ..10 points per mullet
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WHO DESERVES A MULLET?
*this is a new little section devoted to all the mean people who have pissed me off. may they grow ultramullets and be made fun of and hated forever and ever.*
* CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THOSE LITTLE DUMBASSES IN MY FIRST BLOCK.
All of you think you are cool. You aren't. You're all immature little posers. Maybe if you all calmed down a bit and stopped trying so hard tyo be like someone or something else you all would be fine. Grow up. Stop acting like little kids. You all like scribble stupid stuff on your back packs and act like you are too good for everyone. well, i just wanted to let you all know that you deserve mullets. Maybe after you recover from that you will be able to act normal.
p.s. I can always get year books and find earlier pictures if you all really need to be put in your places.
__________________________________________________________________________ MULLET PICK UP LINES.
LINE 1: mullethead: I have a magic watch on that says you aren't wearing any panties...
girl: Yes I am!!
mullethead: Opps...it must be an hour fast!!
LINE 2: mullethead to girl: Hey baby! Are you wearing space pants?
girl: ummmm...no why?
mullethead: cuz'your ass is outta this world!!!
LINE 3: mullethead to girl: Hey baby! Nice shoes. Wanna do it?!! YEEEEEHAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
girl: get away before I call the cops, creep.
LINE 4: Mullethead to girl: hey girl!! Them clothes sure look nice on you!!!
girl: thanks!
Mullethead :but they should would look nicer on the floor of my trailer!!!
LINE 5: Mullethead: Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
LINE 6: Mullethead: Hey baby, was your daddy a terrorist?
girl: no, why?
Mullethead: cuz' you're the bomb!!
LINE 7: Mullethead: Hey, You tired?
Girl: shut up asshole!!
Mullethead:*yelling as she walks away* Cuz you been runnin thru my mind all day!!
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* Mullet Storytime

ok. I am a waitress. I work at one of those nice low budget borderline fast food restaurants. well, as I walk into work one day I notice that there are a whole family of mullets behind me.
Not only were they all dressed in clothes that look like they came through paint, mud, car grease, and coke spills, they smelled like old cigarettes too. And to top it all off, they got there in a black and tan Trans Am with no back window and a smashed up front end. All was well until they left. One of the other servers asked me if I would mind bussing the table and bringing her the tip from it. No Problem. I get to the table only to see a huge mess. After spending at least 10 minutes cleaning up this huge mess I realize that not only are the salt and pepper shakers, ketchup, and sugar packs gone. But the silverware has been stolen as well. As I am sure you could have already guessed...there was no tip either.
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SPECIAL THANKS
BECKY COLE, pretty much my partner in crime. We bought mullet wigs last friday night. Holly,Shannon, Patrick, Wal-Mart , really skanky trailer parks, millersville, chevrolet, nascar, and gas stations everywhere.
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* HEY! IF YOU HAVE A GREAT MULLET PICTURE OR GAME, YOU CAN SEND IT TO ME WHERE IT WILL PROUDLY BE DISPLAYED AT THE TOP OF MY PAGE OR IN THE GAME LIST. IF I GET ENOUGH, I'LL PUT A NEW ONE ON EVERY WEEK OR SO.I WILL ALSO ADD GAMES AS I GET THEM* THANKS

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