***************Michael Peek 2003-2004*************
Welcome I hope you like my page and I hope you like the Marine cops they are cool and you should go to there web site @ www.marines.com im not sure when i will add any new pomes im not sure if any one even reads them. HEY PEOPLE MY E-MAIL IS NOT THE ONE AT THE BOTTOM I'M HAVEING TRUBLE CHANGING IT MY REAL E-MAIL IS michaelpeek@myway.com.
Pomes.
Roses are red violets are blue I've got a knife and Im coming for you.
By. Michael Peek 2003.
JOKES.
1. What has four legs and no Ears?
A:Mike Tyson's dog.
2. Ways to keep healthy level of insanity in the workplace,
1. page your self over the intercom. (don't disguise your voice)
2. Find out whereyour boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. (always wear them one day after your boss does. this is especially effective if yoiur boss is a different gender then you are.
3. while sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in "Palmolive."
4. Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.
5. every time someone adks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
6. Put your garbage can on your desk. Lable it"IN'.
7. Determine how many cups of coffe are "too many".
8. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
9. if you have a glass eye, tp on it occasionally with you pen while talking to others.
10. put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over therir caffine addictions, switch to espresso.
11. replay to everything someone says with "that, what YOU think!
12. while making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a Parkeet.
13. sit it in the parking lot at lunchtime pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
14. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answersin a notebook. mutter soemthing about Psuchological profiles.
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