MELKMANIA I
AHHH!!! HERE ARE THE RESULTS FOR MARCH 12, 1999'S PPV MELMANIA I. THIS PROVED TO BE ONE OF THE GREATEST PPV'S EVER BY THE EWF. AHHH!!!
INTERVIEWS:
TALL TOM:
TOM GIVES HIS TITLE REIGN'S HISTORY. HE STATED THAT IT MAY BE HIS LAST NIGHT AS HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP WHEN HE GOES INTO THE SPICOLLI MATCH. HE SAID HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE TOO CONFIDENT. HE TALKED ABOUT THE TALL TOM ELBOW AND SAID THAT AUSTIN WAS HIS ROLE MODEL. HE ALSO SAID THAT HIS NEW SHIRT WAS COMING OUT SO ALL OF HIS FANS BETTER GO OUT AND BUY IT.
DUSTY:
DUSTY SAID THAT HE WAS TRAINING HARD. HE ALSO INFORMED EVERYONE THAT HE HAD A BETTER SUBMISSION HOLD THAN THE DUSTY CRAB ABD MOCKED HIS OWN PARTNER TALL TOM.
MALABU MARK:
CJ, THE COMMISH, CAME IN AND STATED THAT HE WAS THE HO FRIGGIN' SHO. HE SAID THAT LIL' BLUM WAS FORCED TO FORFEIT THE X-TREME TITLE BECAUSE HE WAS INJURED. HE THEN AWARDED MALABU MARK THE TITLE.
CJ AND MILKBONE:
CJ STATED THAT HE WAS THE HO FRIGGIN' SHO LIKE 50 TIMES. HE BRAGGED A LOT. MILKBONE GOT MAD AND HIT HIM WITH THE BELT. CJ, THE COMMISH, ORDERED MILKBONE TO DEFEND HIS HALF OF THE CHAMPUIONSHIP AGAINST HIM AND HE WOULD DO THE SAME. THE WINNER WOULD WIN BOTH BELTS AND PICK THEIR TAG TEAM PARTNER. MILKBONE SAID "THIS ONE'S MINE!!!".
R.E.F.F:
A NEW FACE SHOWED UP AND STATED THAT HE WAS THE NEW EWF REFEREE. CJ RAN IN AND SAID THAT HE WAS THE HO FRIGGIN' SHO. R.E.F.F. SAID THAT HE WOULD BE FAIR AND IMPARTIAL.
DUSTY PREPARED FOR THE PPV BY TAKING FOUR 2x4 SHOTS TO THE HEAD.
MATCH 1:
TALL TOM/CJ/MILKBONE VS. DUSTY
(3 ON 1 BODY BAG MATCH)
THIS MATCH WAS A GRUDGE MATCH AGAINST DUSTY. CJ STILL DIDN'T TRUST MILKBONE OR TALL TOM. THE TERMS WERE DISCLOSED BUT IT WAS BAD ENOUGH THAT TOM, DUSTY'S OWN PARTNER WAS EVEN IN THIS MATCH. BUT THEY ALL TORE DUSTY APART. CJ AND TALL TOM GAVE HIM A VERY SICK DOUBLE WISHBONE LEGSPLITTER. CJ ALSO HIT A NICE GREAT FALL AND TOM HIT A TALL TOM ELBOW. THEY THREW HIM IN THE BODY BAG. THE LIGHTER WOULDN'T LIGHT SO THEY LEFT HIM. TALL TOM CAME OUT , REALIZED WHAT HE HAD DONE, GAVE DUSTY CREDIT FOR GETTING UP, AND HELPED HIM. CJ AND MILKBONE WENT AT IT BEHIND THE SCENES.
MATCH 2:
MILKBONE (1/2 OF TAG TEAM CHAMPS) VS. CJ (1/2 OF TAG TEAM CHAMPS)
(MATCH FOR BOTH BELTS)
CJ ORDERED THIS MATCH AGAINST HIS PARTNER. THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH WOULD PICK THEIR NEW PARTNER. WHILE CJ WAS BRAGGING MILKBONE CAME UP FROM BEHIND AND ATTACKED HIM WITH THE BELT. CJ PUT ON A NICE CRAB. MILKBONE NAILED HIS INVERTED DDT INTO THE STUNNER. CJ THEN HIT THE GREAT FALL, THE BULLCORN, AND THE GREAT FALL FOR THE WIN AND THE BELTS. HE THEN PICKED MALABU MARK AS HIS NEW PARTNER. TALL TOM CAME OUT AND TOOK OUT CJ. MILKBONE TRIED TO WARN MALABU THAT CJ TAKES ALL OF THE CREDIT.
MATCH 3:
DUSTY (CRUZERWEIGHT CHAMP) VS. MALABU MARK
(CRUZERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH)
GREAT CRUZERWEIGHT ACTION!!! A LOT OF SHOULDER BLOCKS EARLY ON. DUSTY HIT THE DUSTY SPEAR, A NICE DDT, AND A FLYING ELBOW DROP. MALABU MARK HIT A BEAUTIFUL RUN AROUND BULLDOG. DUSTY GOT RIGHT BACK UP AND GOT A NICE SLAM OF SOME SORT OFF AND HIT A DEVASTATING DUSTY TORNADO OFF THE TOP BUT HE INJURED HIS ARM ON THE WAY DOWN. MALABU MARK TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE INJURY. HE COVERED HIM AND WON THE BELT.
MATCH 4:
MILKBONE VS. DUSTY VS. CJ VS. TALL TOM(HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP) VS. MALABU
(SPICOLLI MATCH; TABLE MATCH; ELIMINATION; HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE)
MILKBONE AND DUSTY STARTED OFF THE GREAT SPICOLLI MATCH. THEY FOUGHT BACK AND FORTH. CJ THEN CAME IN AS MILKBONE TRIED TO SPICOLLI DUSTY BUT DUSTY REVERSED IT. DUSTY ELIMINATES MILKBONE WITH THE DUSTY TORNADO AS TALL TOM COMES IN. TOM HIT A NICE TALL TOM ELBOW ON CJ. AFTER A WHILE MALABU MARK CAME IN. AFTER MANY TWISTS AND TURNS TALL TOM HIT THE TALL TOM ELBOW ONTO DUSTY AND ELIMINATED HIM. CJ WENT INTO THE CLASSIC TEST OF STRENGTH WITH MALABU MARK. AT ONE POINT CJ HAD MALABU IN A CHINADRIVER AND TOM PUSHED HIM, SO CJ SPIKED HIM ANYWAYS. CJ LAYED TOM ON THE BED OF SPIKES AND WENT FOR THE GREAT FALL, BUT TOM MOVED OUT OF THE WAY. TALL TOM THEN HIT THE TALL TOM ELBOW FOR THE PIN. AFTER A WHILE, MALABU MARK KICKED TALL TOM TO THE GROUND, WRAPPED HIMSELF IN THE BED OF SPIKES, WENT UP TOP, AND SPLASHED HIM. HE THEN JUMPED AND GRABBED THE BELT TO BECOME THE NEW EWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP. THIS WAS INSANE, MALABU MARK HAD EVERY TITLE POSSIBLE.
MATCH 5:
MALABU MARK/CJ (TAG TEAM CHAMPS) VS. TALL TOM/DUSTY
(TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH)
MALABU MARK CAME OUT AND COULDN'T EVEN CARRY ALL OF HIS BELTS. TALL TOM WAS VERY UPSET WITH HIS TITLE LOSS.DUSTY STARTED OFF AGAINST MALABU MARK. IT WAS A CLASSIC MATCHUP BETWEEN THESE TWO. AFTER A FEW COLLISIONS CJ GAVE HIS OWN PARTNER A BULLCORN. THEY ALL STARTED TO BEAT ON HIM THEM. TALL TOM GAVE HIM A TALL TOM ELBOW. AFTER MANY DEVASTATING FINISHERS AND A FEW PIN ATTEMPTS (WHERE THEY PICKED HIM UP SO THEY COULD GO ON WITH THE BEATING) CJ TOOK THE LIFELESS BODY, SHOVED HIS LEGS BEHIND HIS HEAD AND DUSTY GOT THE PIN AS DUSTY/TALL TOM WON THEIR FIRST TAG TEAM TITLES AS A TEAM WITH THE HELP OF CJ.
TALL TOM INTERVIEW:
HE STATES THAT HE LET MALABU MARK WIN THE TITLE FOR SOME REASON AND CHALLENGED HIM TO A CRUZERWEIGHT/X-TREME TITLE MATCH.
MATCH 6:
MALABU MARK (CRUZERWEIGHT/X-TREME CHAMP) VS. TALL TOM
(I QUIT MATCH; GRUDGE MATCH; CRUZERWEIGHT/X-TREME TITLES)
TOM WENT STRAIGHT TO THE WEAPONS AND CHEAPSHOTS. HE HIT A VERSION OF THE TOM BOTTOM, A DANCING DDT, AND A POWERBOMB. MALABU FOUGHT BACK BUT REALLY HAD NO EFFECTIVE MOVES ON TALL TOM. MALABU TRIED TO HIT THE TALL TOM ELBOW BUT TOM WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT. HE GRABBED HIM BY THE THROAT AND TOM BOTTOMED HIM. HE THEN HIT THE TOM ELBOW. MALABU WAS STARTING A COMEBACK WHEN THE R.E.F.F. ASKED HIM IF HE WOULD EVER QUIT. MALABU ANSWERED BY SAYING THAT HE WOULD NEVER QUIT. SO TECHNICALLY HE SAID "I QUIT" AND TOM WON THE BELTS.
THE PPV WENT OFF THE AIR DUE TO DICK WAGNER'S LANGUAGE AS ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYED.
MILKBONE INTERVIEW:
MILKBONE COMES OUT AND CHALLENGES DUSTY AND TALL TOM TO A MATCH FOR BOTH OF THE BELTS.
MATCH 7:
TALL TOM/DUSTY (TAG TEAM CHAMPS) VS. MILKBONE
(2 ON 1 MATCH FOR THE TAG TEAM BELTS)
THIS WAS AN OBVIOUS OUTCOME. MILKBONE SEEMED TO DOMINATE THE MATCH EARLY ON, TAKING BOTH MEN OUT. IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME THAT THE CHAMPS WOULD START TO WEAR MILKBONE DOWN. CJ THEN CAME IN TO HELP THE CHAMPS AS IT APPEARED, BUT HE DOUBLE BULLCORNED BOTH OF THEM. WHAT WAS GOING ON? HE APPARENTLY TURNED THIS MATCH INTO A FAIR TAG MATCH. THE nWo WAS REUNITED AND BETTER THAN EVER. MILKBONE SPICOLLIED TALL TOM AND WAS GOING TO DO THE SAME TO DUSTY BUT DUSTY ONCE AGAIN REVERSED IT INTO AN ABDOMINAL STRETCH, BUT MILKBONE SOMEHOW REVERSED THAT INTO A STUNNER. THE nWo DOUBLE BULLCORNED DUSTY. TALL TOM TOM BOTTOMED MB AND THEN CJ, BUT THE MATCH WOULD GO ON. THE nWo SPIKED TALL TOM WITH THE DEAD MULL DEATH DROP TO BECOME TWO TIME TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. THEY THEN DMDD'D THE R.E.F.F. SOME SAY THAT THE nWo PLANNED THIS WHOLE MESS, SOME SAY EVERYTHING HAPPENED FOR A REASON. ALL WE KNOW IS THAT THEY'RE BACK AND THEY'RE BADDER THAN EVER.
MAIN EVENT-MATCH 8:
MILKBONE (EWF OWNER) VS. MALABU MARK (HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP)
(BURIED ALIVE MATCH; HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH; COMPANY MATCH)
EVERYTHING WAS ON THE LINE HERE. MILKBONE WENT STRAIGHT FOR HIS EVER SO POPULAR TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER. MILKBONE GAVE HIM A NICE HANGING POWERSLAM AND THEN TOMBSTONED HIM INTO THE GRAVE, BUT MALABU GOT OUT. MALABU MARK'S LIP WAS BUSTED OPEN FROM A BEAUTIFUL SPIN HEEL KICK. THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP HAD NO ANSWER TO THIS MAN. A NICE PAPERCUTTER WAS PERFORMED BY MILKBONE OFF OF THE TOP. HE THEN THREW MALABU INTO THE GRAVE. JIM REED AND THE R.E.F.F. WERE MAKING FUN OF A CRAZED FAN WHO WALKED IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA BY SAYING THAT HE SMELT. MILKBONE WENT FOR THE SPICOLLI BUT MALABU REVERSED IT INTO AN INVERTED DDT INTO THE GRAVE, BUT HE GOT OUT. MILKBONE HIT HIS REVERSE DDT INTO THE STUNNER, A PAPERCUTTER, HE STRUGGLED WITH THE R.E.F.F. THEN BULLDOGGED MALABU MARK OFF THE TOP. HE THEN SPICOLLIED HI INTO THE GRAVE AND CALLED OUT THE EWF LOCKER ROOM. ALL DIFFERENCES WERE SETTLED FOR THEY ALL HAD ONE COMMON ENEMY, MALABU. THEY ALL BURIED HIM. AND MILKBONE BECAME THE NEW EWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP. MALABU MARK HAD WON AND LOST ALL OF THE BELTS IN ONE NIGHT.
ALL OF A SUDDEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT AND A RED STROBE LIGHT CAME ON. YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE ATTACKING EVERYONE. THE STROBE LIGHT WENT OFF AND WHEN THE LIGHTS CAME ON MALABU WAS STANDING THERE IN A NEW RED OUTFIT WITH EVERYONE LAYED OUT ON THE GROUND. THIS WAS NOT THE SAME MALABU.
TOOZDAY NITE FITEZ:
MEDIEVAL(MALABU) MARK INTERVIEW:
THE LIGHTS WENT OUT AND THE RED STROBE LIGHT WENT ON. MALABU CAME OUT AND DECLARED HIMSELF AS MEDIEVAL MARK. HE SAID HE LIVED A GOTHIC LIFE. TALL TOM CAME OUT AND WANTED TO JOIN HIM. MALABU THEN PRECEDED TO TAKE TOM'S GALL BLADDER WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT AND THE STROBE WENT ON.
COMMERCIAL:
THE nWo PROMOTING THEIR T-SHIRTS AND SWEATSHIRTS. ONLY $24.95!!!
MEDIVAL MARK/TOMIDION INTERVIEW:
THE LIGHTS WERE ON AND TALL TOM WAS STANDING THERE UNDER A SPELL WITH MEDIEVAL MARK. MEDIVAL SAID THEY WERE THE GOTH OF DARKNESS AND TOM WAS NOW KNOWN AS TOMIDEON, AND THAT THEY WOULD TAKE OVER THE EWF. THE nWo THEN CAME OUT AND CJ WANTED TO KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING ON THEIR TIME. TOMIDEON THEN CHOKED THEM AND THREW THEM DOWN. DUSTY CAME IN TO HELP, BUT TOMIDEON THREW HIM DOWN, TOO. MEDIEVAL MARK JUST SAT AND WATCHED. MILKBONE HIT TOMIDEON WITH THE BELT BUT IT DIDN'T EVEN FAZE HIM. CJ TOLD HIM TO HOLD ON. TOMIDEON TOM BOTTOMED DUSTY AND POSITIONED MILKBONE. CJ THEN SAID THAT HE WAS REALLY TALL TOM AND MADE FUN OF HIS NEW NAME BY CALLING HIM COMIDEON. TOMIDEON THEN GRABBED CJ AND DOUBL TOM BOTTOMED THE TAG TEAM CHAMPS. THE nWo QUICKLY RETREATED. THE GITH OF DARKNESS WAS TRULY UNSTOPPABLE.
MATCH 1:
TOMIDION VS. DUSTY
(DEATHMATCH)
TOMIDEON CAME OUT TO THE RED STROBE LIGHT. DUSTY DID NOT FAZE TOMIDEON. TOMIDEON MASSACRED DUSTY AS HE SHOT A FIREBALL RIGHT IN DUSTY'S FACE, SCARRING HIM FOR LIFE. THEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT AND THE STROBE CAME ON. MEDIEVAL MARK TOOK THE R.E.F.F. AND SACRIFICED HIM. THE R.E.F.F. WAS NOW A GOTH OF DARKNESS MEMBER. DUSTY LAID ON THE GROUND AS CJ CAME OUT TO HELP HIM.
COMMERCIAL:
THE nWo PROMOTES THEIR CUSTOMIZED BLACK-N-BLUE SUNGLASSES.
TOMIDION AND R.E.F.F. INTERVIEW:
TOMIDION AND R.E.F.F. WERE STANDING IN THE RING WHEN THE nWo CAME OUT AND CHALLENGED THEM. ALL OF A SUDDEN TOMIDION LEFT AND TALL TOM'S MUSIC CAME ON. HE SAID THAT THERE WAS NO SPELL. R.E.F.F. THEN THREW THE BED OF SPIKES ON HIM.
TALL TOM AND R.E.F.F. INTERVIEW:
TALL TOM AND R.E.F.F. CAME OUT AND SAID THAT THEY TURNED ON MEDIEVAL MARK. THEY PLANNED THE WHOLE THING AND TALL TOM CALLED HIM A FRUITCAKE. THEY CHALLENGED HIM AND THE LIGHTS WENT OUT AND THE STROBE CAME ON. MEDIEVAL MARK CAME FROM THE GRAVE BEHIND THEM AND THREW THEM INTO IT. THE ROSTER CAME OUT. HE BEAT THEM ALL. THEY THEN GRABBED HIM AND PILED ON HIM. DUSTY TURNED ON THE LIGHTS AND THEY GOT UP BUT MEDIEVAL WAS GONE. HOW DID HE GET AWAY? THEY WERE AMAZED. HE IS VERY MYSTERIOUS.
HIGHLIGHTS FROM JANUARY 16, 1999'S PPV, DUSTY TORNADO, WERE SHOWN.
MEDIEVAL MARK INTERVIEW:
BACKSTAGE, THE STROBE LIGHT CAME ON AND MEDIEVAL APPEARED. HE CHALLENGED MILKBONE TO A BASEMENT BRAWL MATCH AT THE GREAT FALL OF CHINA. MILKBONE CAME OUT AND SAID HE WOULD GET HIS TITLE SHOT IF HE COULD BEAT HIM IN A NON-TITLE CASKET MATCH LATER THAT EVENING.
MATCH 2:
MILKBONE VS. MALABU MARK
(NON-TITLE CASKET MATCH; IF MARK WINS, GETS TITLE SHOT AT GREAT FALL)
MILKBONE SEEMED TO DOMINATE THIS MATCH. HE USED HIS MASSIVE STRENGTH TO PERFROM SOME GREAT MOVES. HE HIT A BEAUTIFUL TOMBSTONE OFF OF THE TOP. A LOT OF BOX SHOTS WERE INVOLVED. MILKBONE EVEN HIT SOME CLASSIC MOVES LIKE THE MELKDOWN AND THE TMO. EVERY MOVE WAS USED JUST ABOUT. THEN THE GATE WAS BROUGHT IN. MILKBONE MASSACRED MEDIEVAL. HE HIT A PAIR OF MILKBONERS OFF OF THE TOP ONTO THE GATE AND A TOMBSTONE THE SAME WAY. MILKBONE WENT FOR THE SPICOLLI OFF THE TOP BUT MEDIEVAL HIT THE FACEBUSTER AND THREW MILKBONE INTO THE CASKET. HE THEN SEALED THE LID, WON HIS TITLE SHOT, AND LEFT. HE CAME BACK, OPENED THE CASKET, AND MILKBONE WAS GONE.
MATCH 3:
MILKBONE VS. MALABU MARK VS. FUSCHIA NINJA
(NON-TITLE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH)
THIS WAS FUSCHIA NINJA'S FIRST MATCH IN THE EWF. HE SHOWED SOME POTENTIAL AND SEEMED TO NEED SOME MENTAL HELP. MILKBONE AND NINJA SEEMED TO SLIGHTLY COINCIDE AS THEY MAINLY FOCUSED ON MEDIEVAL MARK. THIS MATCH WAS FULL OF GREAT MOVES AND MANY WEAPONS. MEDIEVAL MARK SEEMED TO BE OUTDONE BY BOTH OF THESE MEN. BUT SOMEHOW, MEDIEVAL CAME BACK WITH A DOUBLE FACEBUSTER ON MILKBONE AND FUSCHIA NINJA. HE THEN PINNED MILKBONE FOR THE WIN. BOTH OF THE LOSERS THEN DOUBLE TEAMED MEDIEVAL AND MILKBONE SPICOLLIED HIM.
