Fun Things to Do When Watching Prisoner of Azkaban
1-mistake Albus Dumbledore for Gandalf
2-sing "Weasley is Our King" at the top of your voice whenever you see somebody with red hair who blushes like a scarlet engine
3- through all of your conssesions down to the front row, and yell,"AHH!!!! IT"S PEAVES!!"
4-refer Remus Lupin to your teddy bear when he transforms
5-during a scene when the students are eating a meal, say loudly "I SEE WALDO!!! HE'S SITTING BY THAT SHORT KID AT THE RAVENCLAW TABLE!!!"
6-drag your younger bro or sis to the theatre dressed in a tea-cozy
7-repeatedly ask everyone around you "What color are you socks, sir (or madam)?"
8-ask the guy next to you whether or not he's an animagus
9-during the scene where Lupin transforms, pretend to have a spaz-attack, howl at the top of your voice, then attack the little kid in the front row until he either screams like a little girl, or wet his pants
10-whenever you see a dementor, say,"that's my great-great-great grandmother under that hood."
11-during the scene where the Slytherins show off their new rings, say in a croaky voice,"I sees the Precious,...they stoles it from ussss,those stupid hat Crabbe and Goyle. They just likes stupid fat Sam Hobbit."
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