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Chat Room Advice For DUM DUMS!!

REally folks i was only joking. But hey just in case there are some of you out there this may help. But if you need this help your worser off than i thought.And chances are this wont do any good for you..Lots of love. Have fun laughing!
~management
Gurlz

Chat room advice for tha gals...
#1 if they claim to look "hot" chances are they are old "very old" are at least 300lbs and are bums with no money or no jobs and nothing to do..in other words nasty perverts.
#2 dont give a guy your info until you see the pics.
#3 If he claim to have alot of money and a nice car or claims to be a multimillionare -say bye bye , they work at mc donalds.
#4 if they claim to smell good and take showers like two times a day or more -they dont and they smell like last months garbage.
#5 know who your talking to - if he claims to like the trends...Uh Oh you have a drag queen on your hands.
#6 If they claim to be "macho" -they are about as built as the dork with the inhaler and nosebleeding problem you grew up with in school.
#7 if they claim to have a large dick- they dont -its probably smaller than your younger brothers.
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Guyz

chat room ADVICE FOR GUYZ....
#1 IF she says she has a size double "d" breast shes either a large "a" or small "b" Or you may be talking to a very insane, pyscotic,and perverted young girl in a training bra.

#2 If she says shes a blond...OH NO! unless usually its dye.

#3 If her hair is long It could be fake,..unless she is talking about her unshaven places.

#4 If her eyes are green - she likes money- in other words expensive tastes- know what your getting into.

#5 If she gives you measurements that seem way too small for her age- shes either a fat assed bitch with no life or a psycopath anorexic. Watch Out!!

#6 If shes under 16 back out - shes either a minor or a really sick old woman- jailbait or psycopath ? you choose.

#7 If she carries on like she likes to cook and clean - shes a lazy slob or someone really desperate.

#8 If they claim to look like CINDY CRAWFORD- they are either too little or too fat to either come close... OK well, unless they are a whore.

Be Safe And Know This...