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Inuyasha Quotes
Kagome and Inuyasha sit. Kagome eats in silence while Inuyasha watches her.
Kagome looks absolutely innocent...
Inuyasha: What are you plotting?
Inuyasha: Hey
Kagome: What?
Inuyasha: (referring to Kagome's clothes) take it off
Inuyasha: Grrrr...
Kaede: that is some face you got there, Inuyasha
Grandfather: the legendary magic scrolls have been passed onto our shrine since...
Inuyasha: Are you talking about this crappy piece of paper?
Inuyasha: Didn't work at all
Kagome to Jaken: You tiny bastard!
Inuyasha: Why you...if you don't move, I'll slice you in half along with it!
Nobunaga: THAT would be a problem
Inuyasha: then move
Kagome: In a rocket
Inuyasha: A rocket?
Kagome: It's this big...and it lights at the bottom, and then it goes "KABOOM!"
Shippo: Kagome is beautiful, so she must be already eaten by now
Inuyasha: Like I said, just what makes you think that Kagome is beautiful?
Myouga: I've been pondering this for a while, but Inuyasha-sama's sense of beauty
seems a little off.
Shippo: Aargh! That would explain his weird hairdo, and ugly fashion sense!
Myouga: Truly, his totally red outfit does have a problem
Myouga: I'm sure there are better-looking clothes
Inuyasha: Aaaargh!! You guys shut up!
Inuyasha: Why did the subject get changed to my clothes?!
Myouga: That's my Inuyasha-sama!
Myouga: Luring him into the fist fight! That's right! How cool he was!
Kagome: I thought you just called him a moron?
Inuyasha: Wait! Don't go!
Kagome: Huh?
Inuyasha: Kagome!
Kagome: ...yes?
Inuyasha: You're alive?
...
Inuyasha: You two, don't confuse me like that!!
Inuyasha: If you're gonna die then die, and if you're not gonna then don't!
Inuyasha: Do it right!
Kagome: Um, do you think we can come back before Saturday?
Inuyasha: Sure, why not?
Kagome: Really?
Inuyasha: Not that I know when this "saturday" is
Miroku kidnaps Kagome in order to get the Shikon shard
Miroku: Although I was trying to get the Shikon shard, I guess you came with it
Kagome: so...I'm like your bonus prize?!
Miroku walks right by Inuyasha, grabs Kagome's hand and says:
From hell to heaven, Buddha has spoken...you're a site for sore eyes.
Miroku: However, foul language will not cause me to hand over these Shikon Shards, Inuyasha
Inuyasha: You know who I am?
Miroku: Not really...but that is what your beautiful female companion called you...
Kagome: My, he's not such a bad person after all
Kagome: I'm sure he's a reasonable person
Miroku runs his hand over her butt
Kagome: On second thought, KILL HIM!
Miroku: Kagome, are you worrying about me?
Kagome: I guess so
Miroku: In that case, I have a favor to ask you: please bear my child
Miroku: My apologies...I thought you two were merely companions but Inuyasha is in love with Kagome
Inuyasha: What?? You idiot! This girl is just my jewel detector!
Kagome: Jewel detector?!? That's right, Inuyasha is already interested in someone...
and Miroku's much nicer
Inuyasha: You brat, are you betraying me?!
Miroku: You should be more polite towards a lady
Inuyasha: Shut up!
Kagome: So to you I'm just a jewel detector? Why can't you be more like Miroku?
Miroku: Be more polite
Kagome: Yeah you should be more affectionate
Miroku: Yes, yes...affectionate
Kagome: Kyaa! Where do you think you're touching me?!!
Inuyasha: You bastard! You're doing it again?!?!?!?!?!
Miroku: I believe it would be best for me to stay with the princess tonight...naturally in one bed...with one blanket...
Miroku: Ah! What kind of sorcery is that?
Kagome: I think he's just beating the crap out of them
Inuyasha: What are you doing, Kagome?
Kagome: I'm scared. This princess looks like she's gonna move any second
Inuyasha: Eh...is that all?
Kagome: "Is that all"...?
Kagome: Why you...you were thinking of something perverted, weren't you?
Inuyasha: Don't be stupid! It's your fault for leaning on me like that!!
Kagome: Aaah! I was right!
Inuyasha: I wasn't thinking of anything perverted!
Kagome: You most certainly were!
Princess: Please don't leave me, Miroku! I'm so scared!
Miroku: You're scary enough yourself
Princess: That's so meeeeeean
Miroku: Let us leave this place, quickly!
Princess: Ahh! Miroku, please wait for me!
Inuyasha: What the heck were you guys doing?
Shippo: If you ask me, even the youkai wouldn't want to deal with this Princess
Princess: Ahh, my cute fox child, please don't be so meaaaaaan!
Miroku: Just what happened with Kikyo?
Inuyasha: Just what you usually do with women everyday...
Miroku: Ahhh!! You...did such an improper thing in front of Kagome?
Inuyasha: Just what is it that you really do all the time?!
Miroku talking to Inuyasha about Kikyo and Kagome
Miroku: Which one are you gonna choose?!
Inuyasha: Can't I choose both?
Shippo: Eck?! Two-timing?!
Miroku: Well, that's normal for a man
Miroku: But! Whatever happens, you should never let them find out
Miroku: If you ever get caught...
Kagome: SIT!
Miroku: Yes, sit...eh?
Miroku and Sango discover the true Goddess of water but she was shrunk down.
Miroku: You are very beautiful! But it's really deplorable that you are so small.
Sango: What did you say?!
Miroku: Nothing, nothing. Dammit!
Miroku: Now let's go sell these and PARTY!
Inuyasha: Dammit, I will never help anyone ever again
Sango and Kagome are bathing when they yell out cause a monkey scares them. Miroku and Inuyasha
come to the rescue, see them naked, and get clobbered by them
Miroku: Oh well, after all we saw something really nice
English dubbed version of the above quote:
Miroku: Ah, it was worth the pain. That was a very wonderful site we just saw.
Jaken: Ahh, you are laughing. No, no, please get angry
Jaken: When Sesshoumaru-sama is laughing, it is very scary!
Jaken: Please?!
Sesshoumaru walks away without saying a word
Jaken: My lifespan has just been shortened by another hundred years
Kagome: In the end, he defeated Sesshoumaru every time (talking about Inuyasha)
Totosai: Little girl, are you dreaming?
Totosai: Ohh, it's getting over roasted, why don't we start eating?
He eats the whole thing by himself
Inuyasha: Hey, don't eat it all by yourself!
Totosai: Hey! Where is my meat?
Kagome: You just ate it all right now!!
Totosai: Huh? Where am I?
Miroku calmly hits him in the head with his staff
Kouga: Then you can fall in love with me
Shippo: Doesn't he know about something called embarassment?
Miroku: No, I envy his personality
Shippo: Kagome is scary when she gets angry
Inuyasha while cowering behind a rock...
Inuyasha she's not scary at all! Damn you!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: Someone's talking shit about me
Kaede: Inuyasha, it's no surprise if someone talks shit about you.
Kaede: If you did something stupid like that...
Inuyasha: What? Hey old hag, you are calling me stupid, huh?
Kaede: You are the stupidest of the stupid
Kaede: To find the shikon shards, you got to have Kagome
Kaede: Although, I don't know what happened.
Kaede: Why did you piss her off like that?
Inuyasha: Shut up! She just left like that
Inuyasha: *imitates Kagome*
Inuyasha: I'm going home, stupid
Inuyasha: *stops imitating*
Inuyasha: like that
Kaede: Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: what?
Kaede: You didn't sound anything like her
Shippo: Naraku is a guy. How can he give birth to a woman?
Sango: She is someone who said she'll even bear your child
Miroku: No, that's something I ask of all the ladies I meet
Sango: You never asked me, though
Miroku: I am sorry, Sango. Would you...
Sango: You don't have to say it!
Sango: It's just for tonight, why don't you comfort her
Kagome: Koharu-chan doesn't know much about this town either
Miroku: I can't do that, if I make a mistake and Koharu gets pregnant...
Guy 1: Did you find Naraku?
Guy 2: Why did you come back?
Guy 1: Surely you didn't run away?!
Kouga: Hmph, it's my intuition
Kouga: It's not about Naraku, but that air-headed guy that he brought with him
Kouga: I sensed an extreme danger
Kouga: My senses are always right
Kouga: In that sense Inuyasha is stupid
Kouga: He must've been shattered into pieces by Juuroumaru by now
Guy 1: Did you meet Inuyasha?
Kouga: Yeah
Guy 1: Umm, Kouga
Guy 1: This might be something stupid to say...
Guy 2: Well, isn't Kagome-sama in danger since she's with Inuyasha?
Kouga: EH!
Kouga: Stupid fool!
Kouga: If you knew that, you should've said it earlier
Guy 1 + Guy 2: You should notice that kind of stuff yourself!
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