Baby Got Book
Baby Got Book
~to be performed by Sir “Upliftsalot”
written by Aimee Nelson
Girl
Oh my goodness Becky, look at her Bible
It is so big
She looks like one of those missionary guys girlfriends
But, uh, you know, who understands those missionary guys anyways
They only talk to her
Because she looks like a total Pastor’s wife, ok?
I mean, her Bible
It’s just so big
I can’t believe it’s just so thick
It’s, like, heavy
I mean, wow
Look, it’s just so huge
Guy
I like big Bibles and I cannot lie
You other brother can’t deny
That when a girls walks in with a brown leather case
And the Good Book in your face
You get Saved!
No longer depraved
Cuz you notice that Bible is Life
Even the fish she’s wearn’
I’m hooked and I can’t stop starin’
Oh baby I’ll spend time wit ya
My Christian Sista
My homeboys don’t console me
Cuz that Bible you got makes (me so holy)
Ooh John 3:16
I’d rather have Christ as my King
Well, witness, witness, cuz I need some spiritual fitness
I’ve seen her preachin’
I like it when she’s up teachin’
She’s sweet, neat, shares the gospel out on the street
I’m tired of magazines
Saying pocket Bibles are the thing
Take the average Jesus Freak and ask him
She gotta pack much Book so…
Fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the Book (oh yeah)
Tell them to ready it (read it) read it (read it)
Read that Living Word
Baby Got Book
(Jesus Fish on the back of her car)
Baby Got Book
(Jesus Fish on the back of her car)
Baby Got Book
I like those good translations
doing Bible Study meditations
I just can’t help myself
I’m actin’ like a Christian
Here’s my position
I wanna go to your church
And pray, testify, pray pray
I ain’t talkin’ bout 6th sight
Cuz all those verses are made to highlight
I want’em real thick and heavy
So find that huge black Bible
Upliftalot’s in trouble
Need to read about Jericho’s rubble
So I’m lookin’ at Joshua chapters
Complaining Israelites ready to capture
Glorious victory they had
God even used a woman like Rehab
A word to the saved soul sistas
I wanna read with ya
I won’t interrupt ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna Praise
Til the break of dawn
Bible’s got it goin’ on
A lot of peeps won’t like this song
Cuz they’re lost – don’t know Christ paid the cost
And I’d rather stay and pray
Cuz in Christ, I’m strong
And I’m down to get the Jesus Freak on
So ladies (yeah) ladies (yeah)
Do want a role in the church? (oh yeah)
Then find a passage
Call it Out
Even atheists got to shout
Baby Got Book
Baby Got Book
Yeah Baby
When it comes to Bibles
Red letters ain’t got nothing to do with my selection
8 x 11 x 4 ha ha
only if it’s the New Testament
So your girlfriend knows her Savior
It ain’t Buddha, Muhammed, or Xavier
Cuz they ain’t got the power like that of our Savior
Sola Scripta don’t mean none unless you’re not shunned hon
You can read C.S. Lewis or Nouwen, but please don’t lose God’s Word
Some brothers wanna have that lost soul
And tell you that the Bible ain’t gold
So they toss it up and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
Some say your Bible’s fat
Well I ain’t down with that
Cuz it’s letters are small and its message is kicken
And I’m thinkin’ about sticken’
To the text critics in the magazines
You ain’t got the King
Give me a sista I can’t resist her
Holy Spirit and faith didn’t miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz these girls on the Devils list
He had arrows and he tried to hit’em
But their righteous sword was wit’em
So ladies if the Book is found
And you want the Triple 6 thrown down
Dial 1-800-Christ the King and give your help a ring
Baby Got Book
Baby Got Book
(4xs)
Level out the Devil with a big thick book
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